ngl, had to do a double take on this one to see “The Babylon Bee”.

@babylonbee Ahhhhhh..hahaha... Perfect.

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Compared to the previous ruling, I take it as a progress.

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this probably should have ended with one of the parents killing him during a broadcast. not that that wouldn't have fed more conspiracy shit.

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I wonder how long until this isn't satire.

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even for an april fools day, it's too stupid, even for americans.

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I think "Alex Jones Sentenced To Multiple Deaths" would have been more accurate.

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