@matrix No wonder so many companies have to be blackmailed into hiring Diversity consultants.
@matrix and here I thought my degree was useless
@matrix They call it gender studies, It includes 87 genders and none of them are male.
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What the fuck is that? That's it, you get the gas for this cringe.
@matrix like four of these are useful as that's it lol
@matrix That is troubling. It's a curriculum of pseudoscience and people are being led to believe they'll get to put that into use. Then, they end up working at Whole Foods.
Orban had it right with those careers. By banning them. ಠ_ಠ
Orban had it right with those careers. By banning them. ಠ_ಠ
@matrix maybe they can be a counselor at a planned parent hood 
i dont think you have to be a real psychologist or psychiatrist for that.
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@matrix what's the curriculum for an environmentalism minor?
When i was in school i took every writing class i could find and signed up for nature writing. I thought it would be like walt whitman or ernest hemingway stuff, learning how to describe natural environments in a more lyrical way than "ay tone lookit dese fuckin trees" but boy was i wrong. It was all about memorizing and regurgitating Greta Thunberg-esque "The world is going to end in 10 years and it is all your fault, suburbanites" and "tongue-kiss a spotted owl".
One day the mongs were planning some kind of a rally and they were going to make endangered species costumes and run around shouting like fucked-up proto-furries, and the shitshow was going to be covered by a major network so they were hoping to get on national news. So i piped up and said, why not just wear a suit and make your case calmly, because while the sideshow might play well here in California, they're just gonna laugh and ignore you in the midwest. And i guess telling a bunch of hippies to take a shower and put on some nice clothes was the wrong thing to say because they were FUCKING PISSED and even the professor was getting argumentative with me because he was a tree-hugging taint-licking fag afaik. Anyway they did their fucked-up hippie furcon as planned and they didn't get on the national news the end.
When i was in school i took every writing class i could find and signed up for nature writing. I thought it would be like walt whitman or ernest hemingway stuff, learning how to describe natural environments in a more lyrical way than "ay tone lookit dese fuckin trees" but boy was i wrong. It was all about memorizing and regurgitating Greta Thunberg-esque "The world is going to end in 10 years and it is all your fault, suburbanites" and "tongue-kiss a spotted owl".
One day the mongs were planning some kind of a rally and they were going to make endangered species costumes and run around shouting like fucked-up proto-furries, and the shitshow was going to be covered by a major network so they were hoping to get on national news. So i piped up and said, why not just wear a suit and make your case calmly, because while the sideshow might play well here in California, they're just gonna laugh and ignore you in the midwest. And i guess telling a bunch of hippies to take a shower and put on some nice clothes was the wrong thing to say because they were FUCKING PISSED and even the professor was getting argumentative with me because he was a tree-hugging taint-licking fag afaik. Anyway they did their fucked-up hippie furcon as planned and they didn't get on the national news the end.
