Mort gets very nervous when the local Quahog PTA bans all the gay pornography books available in the elementary school library 
Carter does a top 10 list of his least favorite human racial slurs
Carter lists the top 10 reasons why Libertarian guys with Asian wives is the most American thing ever
lois uses meg as a reason to support abortion. everyone is horrified. lois doesn't feel remorse
Carter gives a detailed explanation on why futanari x female is the straightest type of hentai
Quagmire lists the top 5 public places to discretely lick women
Chris lists his top five favorite glass objects to shove up his ass
carter explains that burning furries at the stake is mega based
Carter gives 10 reasons why a massive dysentery outbreak would be great for America
Peter finds a brand called Knicker. He hates it and says "I fucking hate knickers!". Cleveland overhears it and beats peter to death
Carter recites am epic poem with a stereotype for every race all in one breath
Carter explains to Cleveland why you never see a black Easter bunny
Tom and Diane do a segment on crack, and call in local crack smoker peter griffin to teach them how to smoke crack live on air
everyone is nutting uncontrollably because chris is talking about his least favorite races
@matrix I hate AI conceptually but it did good work here
Everyone tells Meg to go kill herself