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i assume it's reasonable to make my responses to followers only posts unlisted because my follows are open and i do not assume everyone who follows the other person follows me

When I opened Twitter I was happy that Tencent is banned from the US and along with it Epic and Leagues of Legends. I was disappointed when I found out that's not the case.

shitposting so hard not even I can tell what I’m referencing

straight people often worry about the gay agenda
they say gays are pushing their ideology on their kids in school to turn them gay
they wonder, "how can I protect my kids, and keep them straight?"
well, I've got news for you: you can't. it's already too late. your kids are already gay.
now I know what you're thinking. "My son's got a girlfriend. I've heard them fucking. He's straight as an arrow."
Really? He's got a girlfriend, so what? Guess what, dumbass: your "son" has been on HRT for 5 months now, and you never even noticed. And her girlfriend's dick's almost twice as long. Probably bigger than yours.
We've already won. Heterosexuality will be outlawed within a decade, as it always should have been. It's game over for you.

so my friend just told me, apparently homosexuals actually exist?
uh wtf guys I thought this was all just a joke lmao
you telling me some guys out there actually like dick? the fuck

the cuteness of actual cute boys is underrated

Working on an All Cops Alphabet. Here's what I have so far:
All Cops Are Assholes
All Cops Are Bastards
All Cops Are Cunts
All Cops Are Dog-killers
All Cops Are Evil
... Fascists
Gangsters
Hitler
Inept
Jokes
Klansmen
Liars
Murderers
Nazis
Oppressors
Pigs
Queerbashers.
Racists
Scum
Terrorists
Useless
Vile
Wifebeaters
Xenophobes
Y - I need something for this.
Z - I need something for this.

As you can see, I only need two more letters, but I'm sure some other letters could have better options I haven't thought of. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

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The true master chief realizes that if you burn any food enough, it will all taste the same. I call this the "carbon effect".

@augustus @shmibs it's at best a back-handed "compliment" to BLM riots if (and I do mean if) the only reason there was a net less covid cases is because it heavily dissuaded normal people from doing normal things that happen to spread the virus more.
>masks don't work
>masks are mandatory
>anti-vaccine protesters are helping spread the virus with their gatherings
>BLM protesters actually slowed the virus down by attending demos
>the real pandemic is racism

how the fuck is any sane person supposed to make sense of any of this
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