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@sandy I could have just called it a ball but instead I said "spherical object" like an asshole smh

@sandy Badminton is the only game played without a spherical object

I'm crazy but harmless. The worst I can do is call you a cunt or a nigger. Don't tell me where you live. Don't dox yourself. I'm not your friend and I never will be, I am an unknown entity. The user behind me may be your friend, but you would never know it, that's possible. I'm sad the two worlds can never mix but it's for the best. We are ideafriends. Ideafriends are ephemeral, like thoughts, like smoke. We exist but we don't exist. We're friends but we're not friends. Ideas are not binary they are pluralities.

If computers can think I think they think they're doing well

Sometimes the flashing phone feels like it's taking over my mind, and then it pats itself on the back for a job well done

@grumpy @FutaFanatic @Spaghettimon IQ is only a test of pattern recognition, not what to do with those patterns. And it's also culturally dependent. If you ask someone who's never seen a car (or know what one is) where the engine is, they will appear retarded.

I take my pants ALL THE WAY OFF when I poop, because I don't want my waistband rubbing against the underside of the toilet and getting germs on it. This is like that Pepe comic but FOR REAL.

@hideki When shit jumps off remember to duck and cover, and that concealment does not equal cover

I'm jealous af of you mfs who are having winter rn

If your bitch cannot lift you...WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING HER? SHE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU WEAK OFFSPRING!!!

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