YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Trying to make your penis bigger with science and having it go horribly wrong challenge

@Ecru @Spaghettimon charging phone: oy vey, your phone is at 5%, did I say 5? I meant 10! Did I day 10? I meant 15!

I can get hard but it's painful. I am ashamed to say things like don't touch my wee wee, it hurts, but here I am.

I think I mangled my penis tbh

My penis has unusual veins forming at the tip! I am checking every day to find out when I can get an appointment date with the penis dr! I have stopped masturbating 8 times a day and can only manage one time now at most T-T I will have to finger blast your holes instead of using the sausage

@prouddegenerate They used to but stopped

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I like calling girlfriends "slampiece"

@beardalaxy I don't need to but it helps...it might feel weird to concentrate on hot things with some dr watching

I hope I don't have to get an erection for the urologist. I don't want him to see the porn I look at.

The doctor wasn't concerned much until I told him about the pooling of blood into a water balloon like mass if I masturbated normally

@jansreichs She can legally get a swastika tattoo with her parents or guardians permission UwU

I have a referral to see a dr about my penis!

I feel like calling Dredd a commentary on the police state is an excuse to look like some kind of an intellectual while you print ultraviolence, because Dredd doesn't do things like rape. Dredd is not presented as a commentary, cautionary, he is presented as a badass.

@matrix I can't find the reference now but British high command used to not take cover, they'd just stand there. The leadership felt it was better for troop morale for a leader to show no fear, even if it meant he got killed, then the next in line would take his place and stand there like an idiot brave too.

Judge Dredd is supposed to be commentary on the police state but every time I see him handle somebody I'm just like "that was done properly". Maybe if you want to comment on the police state have Dredd rape kids like a real cop instead of taking on dangerous filthy criminals who are so evil his brutality becomes justified.