YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I fap hard to fat ugly bitches sometimes UwU

@jansreichs like if I didn't know nuzleaf and latias were pokemon this would sound like schizophrenia

@jansreichs I'm old enough that this almost sounds like crazy talk

Bioqueens are drag queens who are biologically female. So basically like a normal woman from back when women knew how to do their hair and makeup and how to dress well instead of like slobs.

Tfw no bioqueen gf

My ideal day:

Wake up next to partner
Cuddle while we listen to music
Get clean
Eat our favorite foods
Take care of the pets
Write fics together
Watch some crap tv and have lunch
Give each other massages
Talk shit on political leaders
Go for a walk in the garden
Have dinner
Write some more together
Have sex
Wash up
Bed

@hideki Love for lolis keeps the immune system strong

@picandor The scary part is I'm not even exaggerating. He's extended family and I have to put up with his shit. His own kids can't stand him, he's smarmy and oblivious, and if something goes wrong he falls apart.

I have to deal with this cocksucking liberal faggot nearly every day, who loves the taste of BBC and giggles to himself about "Trump going to jail", and I don't know how much more of it I can take before I snap

Why the fuck would you think the corrupt government that allowed satan (his view not mine) to reign, would help you throw that same satan in prison?

The dude looks, acts, and sounds, exactly like Jerry Smith.

@TotalChaos @hannah@freak.university @grumpy @laura@nnia.space smh the dog will never get relief unless you let it burry it's bone, that's bad dog ownsmanship