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On the verge of tears, eating spaghetti and meatballs, watching Godzilla vs Mothra, and thinking of the ills of the world rn.

Saw that a local org is doing a donation drive for kids in emergency housing and was overwhelmed, gonna order stuff to donate. I was in a place like that as a kid.

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the person who wrote the constitution married a 14 year old
can we bring that back pls

My moms husband is trying to get her to fight Albanians because they stole his fishing pole...fucking coward.

*Sweating looking at the maid outfit that has been in my Amazon cart for 10 years*

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@sandyx I spent more time on 420chan once I found it, I made a meme that's in the memepedia or whatever tf it's called. This one.

I remember being a kid and going on 4chan for the first time, and someone called me a newfag and said I should kill myself and I cried irl and was lost in thought for a long while.

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油断すると造形が不気味の谷へ入る悪癖

Lets list things to be happy about.
I'm happy about the sun.
I'm happy about the moon.
I'm happy about calcium.
I'm happy I have two working legs.
I'm happy my penis is functional.
I'm happy I have a full tumtum rn (full of bagels and lox mmmm mmmmm).
I'm happy I'm not bleeding to death in a car wreck on my way to an important event.
I'm happy I don't have any cancer (that I know of, fingers crossed guys).
I'm happy that I am surrounded by breathable atmosphere, and am able to breathe it.

Idk if this is working I was hoping it would fix my life.

What is it they say about revenge being like a hot coal? The harder you squeeze them, the more it hurts you. Let it go.

I don't think you're a stinky butt I think you're beautiful. I'm sorry for trying to take joy away from you.

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I feel bad for saying mean things out of confused abd misdirected anger

@sandyx After reading and learning more about the old testament, God is basically the Loc-Nar from Heavy Metal. A being of pure sadistic destructive evil, and cancerous expansion, that demands to be submitted to.
youtu.be/rkl5Q69vBhM

@sandyx "O lord, on heaven and earth you reign, blah blah blah blah your name, something whatever, our god is an awesome god" x50

@kallisti I mean the euphemistic sitcom version of "satanism" where goths just hang out and shit on normies and smoke. I dislike real satanists, Crowley was sadistic, LeVay was a scammer, and Lucien is an activist. The only one I tolerate is Lucian.

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