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@Mr_NutterButter I like to think I used to look like a pretty dark haired romanian girl, now I look like her out of shape aunt

@beardalaxy You've never wanted to deage yourself so you could be a kid again but with all your badass knowledge?

Did my makeup for the first time in years, looked away, let my haird down, mussed it up all fluffyz then looked back in the mirror and felt euphoria, I wish I could feel this way all the time

I'm sorry for my bad attitude you guys 🥺
My stinkin' thinkin' 🥺

@bitterblossom Jews don't want you to know about this it's how they make all their money

Elon you fucking faggot fix the fucking twitter app so I can download pictures of femboys again, I have to press save like 5 times because it gave and error the first 4

What is a child but a state of being? It's not a number. You don't stop being a child at 13, or 18. It's a broad gradient.

If you could get in a de-age-ifyer, so you could mingle with children unnoticed, would you?

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But I'll phrase it less autistically, like, "You fat but not TOO fat"

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I'm the type of person to say "your fatness is not above tolerance levels" like I just said something reassuring if I feel truly comfortable with my partner (and they ask if they are too fat for me to find them attractive)

I matched with someone on a dating app and now I'm like.............because I can't show them the real me....."Hi I'm Jazzy I'm a map and a zoophile and I live in a crappy room with a crooked floor, sorry I don't have any clothes that aren't stained or stretched out or shrunken and wrinkly, sorry my wallet is empty, sorry my house is messy and I spent too much time masturbating and now my back hurts all the time, what's that? You're concerned? Why? Don't be concerned! I'm normal! This is normal! I'm honest! I'm nice! Just give me a chance! I can pick myself up again! I've done it before! Just give me love and watch me go! Feed me your unconditional attention because I am a narcissistic little demon, wait, where are you going? Soothe my fee fees! Wahhh"

@amerika No where near that bad, it's not visible but it's in a wall that got wet years ago

@amerika My lungs are probably fucked from mold too tbh, too poor to get a wall redone or move out, I have a lot of air purifiers in the hope that it helps

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mfw 8 year olds were writing chemistry books (Lovecraft) and 12 year olds were getting HAM radio licensed and also building their radios (Hieronymous) but california can't into math because the stupid kids feel bad.

:blobcatsuit: gentlemen we have made a mistake somewhere
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Hello everyone, as many of you already may know because it was written on twatter, Pixiv decided to change their policy, because Credit Cards are censoring everything. From now on,hentai commissions, fanbbox, doujins at Booth are prohibited, so i have no choice but to delete a lot of my works and stop doing commissions for a while, it forced me to change everything so i may need time to re´structure working flow. Here i used translation machine so you can read the warning artists received...

@doorroo I only mean to show you things as I see them, insults aren't needed.

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