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@brineskin Rick and Morty standing awkwardly in the garage, yet are somehow also relaxed and comfy, and rick has a reverse bunnysuit on, and so does morty, maybe they're different colors, maybe Ricks is dark and Mortys is light, anyway

Rick: -that's because your butthole is loose, bitch
Morty: Would you stop joking around, that's not why it won't stay in
Rick: Here let me see it *rick takes and scans Mortys buttplug*
Yea, see, this is way too small for you bud, after those megaseeds did you really think it'd be like threading the eye of a needle still?
Morty: *Stares angrily at rick*
Rick: I meeean, haha! Hey! What a butthole! What a great, butthole this kid, my grandson, has!
Morty: *rolls eyes* would you just help me already
Rick: Ok ok fine, alright I've infused nanomachines into your buttplug, now it won't fall out unless it detects the signal from your brain that tells it to.
Morty: *smiling* Aw really? Thanks grandpa rick!
Rick: Ah ah ah, it's Sissy Rick when we're in Sissy Space, bud :)
Morty: Haha oh yea *morty said excitedly*, let's, well let's go do that camshow, eh, SISSY Rick?

The two kiss and make out hard in their sissy fag wigs and outfits before they even make it to the cam. So they have to spend time getting ready again for the shoot :bloblaugh:

I want to cum in skinny sissy boy ass, skinny sissy man ass, skinny sissy who is like 40 years old, sissy sissy sissy fag, who wears a faggot wig and dresses like a cute little slut for me to suck n fuck
🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

TFW NO BIG MUSCULAR GRANDMA TO DOMINATE YOU SEXUALLY
:alexjonescrying:

Psychic strength comes and goes, but diamonds are forever

YZZAJ boosted

MY DIVK GETS SO HARD FOR THESE BITCHES GOT DAYUM

AN UNTAPPED MARKET

You know how girls will prostitute themselves (guys too I guess)

And you know how people are desperate for friends??

Ok, so get this... People SELL their time as friends!! Think about it!!! You're lonely, you're fat, you smell, BUT you have disposable income!! You've had sex, you could have more sex, but what you really want are FRIENDS!! Like all those COOL friend groups you watch on youtube! Well??? Imagine PAYING them to let YOU hang out with them, and they'll even treat you like they LIKE YOU!!!! :soyjak: :soy2:

People associate iron with magic because early metal age man would get shocked sometimes just like we do, from static electricity. The colder the climate, the more likely static electricity is to form. Thor. Scandinavia. Cold. (As an example).

I love how in John Wick 3, in the gun store, he stabs that one guy in the eye really slowly, and he dies...but he only stabbed him lik 2-3 inches deep...lmao, that's not a dead guy that's a guy with a gouged out eye screaming in bloody pain, that was silly

@mushroomfemboy fair enough, I still don't understand what you are unclear about when it comes to power fallig, like snow, it gathers upon the highest positions, and thus covers the lower ones from receiving any snow, if they are removed the snow will gather on the second highest, and so on.

@mushroomfemboy I wrote a bunch of stuff but then deleted it just now because I think you're being retarded, and not having a serious conversation, I can be retarded too, as you've likely seen many times

@mushroomfemboy The part where I said power falls upon the shoulders of those who are present, people self organize, which is voluntary as opposed to be organized by force or coercion.

@mushroomfemboy Not as in insult, it literally makes you look unsure about your own position, which I think you are, because you haven't explained it, you just assert something is possible and leave it at that

@mushroomfemboy I already explained why I disagree, and you've already explained your belief, you are repeating yourself, which makes you look defensive.

@mushroomfemboy Not possible, political power falls on the shoulders of those there are, not until all human life is extinguished. Take away the top layer, and it will fall to the next, and they will rise, if their platform cannot carry their capacity, they will begin eliminating each other until equilibrium.

>Politicians should be banned from lying, any politician caught lying should face the harshest penalties
<But we all lie sometimes, we are human, we make mistakes
>Aye but lending credence to such defense will enable liars
<So are we to hold politicians to the standards of gods?
>No I think not, lest they become gods by our doing
<So then what do we do?
>I know not, I only know that there is a problem
<As do I

@beardalaxy It also reminds me of the hitman games with Wicks ability to be hidden in plain sight, surrounded by people

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