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I want explanations, and I want concessions, I want an upgrade in my life, and I want it NOW

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If I am being Truman Show-ed right now I demad to speak with the manager or producer or whoever is in charge, and I mean right now...

@driftwood It's just an idea for now, I'm going to give one of the jitterbugs to my mom as a present and keep the second as a momento, I ordered two by accident but I figure it's good practice anyway

@driftwood And I also want to make robots and automatic systems, so I don't have to water my plants or change my fishes water or anything, I have to learn about sensors and programming and pumps and valves.

@driftwood I want to buy junk cheap and fix it to resell, maybe one day, if that's feasible and worth it

@driftwood Two jitterbugs to learn with, then some others, and eventually I'll repair my old phones battery and charging port once I'm confident enough

No REAL girl would ever want me!
No REAL person!
I should KILL MYSELF
but what if the dream after death is worse than this one! Like Shakespeare said! I WANT TO DIE IF I CAN'T BE LOVED, I WANT TO DIE, I WANT TO FORGET, BUT IT'S FOREVER, THIS IS FOREVER, THIS REMEMBERING, THIS MOMENT, I WANT TO DIE! I AM UNLOVED! MY TRIBE HAS DIED! I AM ALONE! A TRIBE OF ONE! I AM DEAD! I AM ALREADY DEAD! THERE IS NO HOPE FOR ME! I WILL DIE ALONE WITHOUT A MIRACLE!

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No no NO NO
NO NO NO
NONONONONO
LONELY FOREVER LONELY FOREVER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*cuts self and rubs blood all over face and collapses sobbing*

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Can't believe not a single, not a SINGLE ONE of the fedi posters has hit it off with me romantically :blobsad: I should just kill myself but I still have stupid hope left. I hope my circuit boards get here soon so I can ignore my lonely feelings with them.

Like a loyal dog you don't have to feed, let outside, or get shots for, I will be totally devoted to you selflessly as long as I should live

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I might not be able to fly up and catch a helicopter, but I will rise to the occasion any time you are sinking low, to catch you with my love, mi amor

@Ruusu @nukie @frailleaf I'm jealous that one guy got to have sex with Andy Dick, I've legit had a celebrity crush on Andy Dick ever since I saw him in drag

Oh wow new kink unlocked
Friendship ended with BITING PEOPLE, friendship with DROPPING ROCKS ON PEOPLE has begun
youtu.be/HEdg4glpCkg

"o.o ........ O.O MmmmmmHM! POWERFUL LONG WALK TO ATLANTA"

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