YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@isol8 holy shit

I really want to be a good boyfriend to somebody one day, anybody really (within my parameters). I want to even be their husband one day. I'm not a rich man so unless they were well off our wedding would be small, but meaningful. It would be the most special day of our lives imo, and I would want it to be so special for her, I believe it's "her day" as they say, and I would sell a kidney if it meant I could make it a day she would be touched by, a day that not only fulfilled but exceeded her expectations. I've been mocked by other guys for confiding this stuff in them, but this is who I am. If this makes me a "fag" than I'm a fag.

@animeirl I love not having any privacy

Jk kitten you know this would be our song instead
https://youtu.be/oSyIuZkQLZw

Kitten...
This could be our song
https://youtu.be/QYqRcJKhNiE

Follow up with
https://youtu.be/-cOtRoWkhWY

https://youtu.be/Dq07deBzQfU

@LukeAlmighty I wish I had a mom who didn't believe in magic and "spirit energy" and shit

@LukeAlmighty Same

@mario After I hold your head down and cum I'll apologize right away, I'm such an apologizer, I'll feel guilty and think I got carried away lol

@nukie Oh my god it's me

@mario I love a consensual sloppy facefuck!

@mario I'm 30 something so I can definitely give that consent :3

@mario I tried to be subtle but I was talkin about my weiner the whole time

@icedquinn I wonder how Watson is doing. The IBM AI that won Jeopardy years and years ago.

@mario I think technically my parents made it, but I'm definitely presenting it :3

@mario Oh uhhhh...it was beyond meat, that meat substitute everyone's been talking about

https://youtu.be/-wrRJeanBr8

@mario Oh yea? *Pulls out long piece of meat, steam is coming off it* could you swallow this?

I would realistically give up one of my testicles if it meant I could have a dedicated wife of my choosing, the rules are she would have to be fully dedicated to me and that's it. If I made the choice right now I would choose a steroid muscle mommy. That's what I'm in the mood for. That's how bad I want one. And to be clear she would be my wife FOR LIFE no divorces or anything and she would have to be a good wife and that means no sexlas marriages, just good happy wife happy husband happy sex all the time, and she's jacked. That's what I'm trying to attract from the universe right now.