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@cum I just keep masturbating to thoughts of having homosexual sex with my father and extended family who I have until now never had those thoughts about before. I don't talk with any of them and haven't since childhood.

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Imagine getting told a sexist just because you didn't include the word "boys" on a small statement about the site HAHAHAHAHA

Clean dishes, clean counters, clean home, nice garden, and crafts!

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I need to martha stewart it up in this bitch and revitalize my life

I really love good strippers, ones who are HYPER athletic and flexible and who know how to move and ungulate sexily and not awkwardly.

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Looking through AliExpress weird products is a guilty pleasure of mine

@Tij I got a weird inflammation in my cord and ball last year and I was worried I had ball cancer or an infection, it was probably a mild infection but it went away

@Tij Hot baths help me when that happens sometimes

The homosexual community is scary but I want manass to succ :peepoScared:

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@nocontextspongebob "I'm tired of the helltbread mr krabs, I want to go home"

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I would love to "live the homosexual lifestyle" with someone :blobpleading:

SHE NEEDS TO LIKE ANIMALS BUT NOT SO MUCH THAT SHE WON'T EAT THEM BUT NOT SO LITTLE THAT SHE WON'T FUCK THEM

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Remember to give Hilda her big, fat Tip for being such a good worker. But she has no pockets for tips....Well, not unless she loses the shorts.

Hey, want the good stuff? Need more Blue hair gals, want to grab a drink at the place where the drinks are sweet but the nectar is sweeter...
Here is the good stuff:
honeyshot.gumroad.com/l/jpwld
#hilda

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