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I also want Israel and Tiwan to become the 52nd and 53rd states. And I want no other states to be consulted or made aware of this. And then I want the USA to somehow make south Africa the 54th state. I know Puerto Rico has been waiting a long time but they'll be the 55th state.

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Don't think I posted this on here yet but here you go. It's not that recent but I still really like it, was worried it might be too extreme for here but eh fuck it. Enjoy, if you're as weird as I am.

What if Ukraine became the 51st state of the USA?

@deprecated_ii @Plerome Biden needs to nut up and give Ukraine THE BIG STUFF, idc if all I have to eat is bread and water because there's no more money, I want Ukraine to be FULLY ARMED

@HinamizawaShokogun22 I can be friends with sluts, good friends, but I don't want to fuck then because after I do I would get jealous and might beat their ass.

@HinamizawaShokogun22 Wow, a world without stds would be great. I still think slutting it up is disgusting and I have some ultraviolet thoughts about sluts, I also have horny thoughts about sluts so I can still masturbate to them and shit but irl I'm too controlling and I worry I'd end up beating the fuck out of her so any sluttyness needs very tight parameters and she needs to be gone after I'm done or I'm going to start psychologically torturing her.

@HinamizawaShokogun22 I did not know that, I just remember asking a nurse if it was curable as a kid in the 2000s and she said no.

@beardalaxy This looks weird and I can't tell if he's using AI or not, but I'm glad he's making things again

@HinamizawaShokogun22 i just checked and it's only for hep A and B, not hep C which is the lethal one.

Guys who tell you not to masturbate to cure your depression are putting the cart before the horse. Cure your depression and you will stop masturbating so much, not the other way around. Not masturbating is not going to cure your depression and that's some cargo cult shit.

@HinamizawaShokogun22 You forgot hepatitis which is also lifelong and incurable, and lethal. And you forgot about human insanity, which is also incurable and has no vaccine, I don't want to get stabbed by one of the random people I fuck.

When the porn guys talk mean to the porn ladies it makes me uncomfortable but also horny, it's a sad angry horny :blobpleading:

And don't worry, I still love sexy thoughts and sensual snuggles, I'm just RETAINING MY SEED

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Ok GN FEDIVERSE OMG *does a wiggle* *does a hug* the curse of endless masturbation has been broken for me? Maybe I can become attractive now!

I like to fantasize about stinky smells, but irl stinky smells are gross :NotLikeThis:

@HinamizawaShokogun22 Yup today I still haven't masturbated and I'm going to bed. Technically I did some rubbing and stroking but NO CUMMING, and I find myself much more relaxed and it's not from the nofapping it's just that the nofapping is a side effect of feeling really fulfilled.

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