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@cum God, imagine being a fed so you could get payed to just do that all day long and become really popular/j

I want an asexual partner who thinks sex is funny so they have it with me because I like it but they don't actually get off the way I do, and I want them to be an edgy little kitten who reads dark fiction and has a knife collection

How do I transition from being ostracized by communities into being loved and celebrated by communities? :Thinker:

@LukeAlmighty @Loki They probably thought the characters had enough development culturally, cultural saturation might be a good term for it. Blue Beetle is new (new version at least), he's like spiderman, and he's Hispanic, and if you learned about him from Young Justice then he'll be familiar, he has potential to be a good character.

@violet_rose@freak.university Is it that they don't know how to, or are they afraid to? I know how to interact with kids, before I got my anxiety complex I was still a map so that's not why I have trouble interacting now, it's that any interaction is perceived by others as predatory, or at least that's the worry. I would love to go hang out with kids, help them, teach them, keep them safe, but I have this anxiety that has turned into full blown paranoia and panic attacks. I literally ignore kids now because I'm terrified, and I hate it. I don't want to live like this.

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When I see a super hot black girl and then her bf is white I'm like YES, YES, WINNING, TAKE THAT TYRONE, STOLE YOUR GIRL!!!!

I wish I was rich enough to pay a hooker to date me 24/7 365, basically like a wife but she has to do do what I say or I can fire her.

Rhank god for cosplay prostitutes, they're the only thing giving me hope.

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YO IMAGINE IF BATMAN WENT TO THE DBZ UNIVERSE AND GOT KI TRAINING, HIS WILLPOWER IS INSANE HE WOULD BE SO STRONG

Little sister with tattoo that says "property of big bro" and a big brother with a tattoo that says "property of lil sis"

I still sing made up pop songs like "Get those BBCs away from me, I'll chop a BBC" even though I can't help but fap to nasty disgusting big giant shiney bbcs (SOMETIMES as a psychological conditioning technique to make me immune to BBC mind trauma)

Groceries are so expensive now and even if Ukraine does win or Russia wins and the conflict stops you KNOW food prices are going to stay just as fucking high. The bastards are either retarded or they have a fetish for being hated.

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