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Imagine how awesome it would be if you could transplant bbcs onto yourself as a white man like get out but just with dicks

The chicken grease is because they love fried chicken and never wash so their cocks are covered in chicken grease because they masturbate a lot.

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My old headcanon was that bbcs were covered in baby oil but my new headcanon is that they're covered in chicken grease.

If I don't have sex I'm going to die (thought I just had in my head on the toilet right now)

Painting yourself black so you can make bbc porn with your wife

Imagine having a psychotic episode in public about BBCs, and how it's a conspiracy and they're out to get you, couldn't be me.

Life is sad, humans are pathetic and transparent and selfish and rotten, and nonhumans are always wondering what they did wrong to be surrounded by such monsters.

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Ok so I think I figured it out.
Society the game is "be as mean as possible, but be careful, make sure everyone still thinks you're nice! Don't get caught! Now go steal food out of others mouths and be a general dick, but appear nice when others are looking!!"

A nazi, a commie, and a boomer walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey, no fighting in the bar" and they each explain, "We're friends of Jazzy, who bridges gaps, if it weren't for Jazzy we would have never learned to overlook eachothers differences" and all 3 sat and drank as friends.

L8r g8rs going back to being a stealth map so now you won't know congrats I'm stealth now, you have now given maps stealth technology good work guys, no really, great job antis.

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These pieces of shit want to age verify all users, I hope they all get tuberculosis and choke to death on their own rotting blood.

Too many sand niggers raping their women so they'll just ban porn instead of getting rid of the monkeys

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Disgusting german shithole just banned porn websites according to news I just saw

@xianc78 Those sand darkies will be riled up pretty easily, at least I hope, so they can burn their countries down for turning humans into digitally controlled cattle

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Remember, an anti never knows what you're thinking, antis can't read minds, even though they pretend they can. Antis have NO idea what is going on inside you, none, so don't worry, their head games are just that, games to be easily defeated. Once you realize it's yourself you're defeating it all becomes clear. The inside doesn't have to match the outside, it's ok if it doesn't, no one will know, they will just judge the outside, sad, but it benefits those who have to hide.

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