YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@Sudodeme Gooner ass sex toys only if you don't have any, I already have a few so I'd pick camping stuff or other creative project stuff.

Friend is having a hard time, I hope things get better for them soon.

@EscBoy OH NO THE STRAIGHT BOY IN THE CLOSET TURNED THE TABLES OHNOOOOOOOOES

When I'm waiting for interaction I imagine one of you intently typing out a really important response that you're just not finished with yet.

@zoocat@tooters.fun And even if it was a real minor that would be bad and stuff so that's that

@zoocat@tooters.fun When I was 15 I never told them I was 15 because they would stop talking to me so I think only one kind of person says they're a minor, and it's usually not a minor (or it's one who hasn't learned that nobody wants any drama).

I know people get really mad about this sort of thing but I only do this privately......... sometimes, when I see lolis in hentai drawings (or shotas), I giggle evily to myself and my inner monologue goes something like "HOHOHOHO THAT'S SOME PRETTY GOOD CH*L***RN!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOWEE THAT'S SOME HARDCORE C**L*P***OG*APHY!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CH**D*EN!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW AAAAOOOOOOOOGA!" and that makes me feel a rush of naughtiness and it feels so good

When I go to a con and run into random "black annoying person", how do I avoid/ignore them (because they suck shit not because they're black) without being called a racist?

"I'm sorry you're peengina is driving me crazy" you'll say to me in hushed tones during an office meeting
"Mmm, well YOUR peengina is driving ME crazy" I'll whisper
(Greg looks at us and it gets awkward he wasn't supposed to hear.)

If I inserted what was called my penis, into the hollow of what was called your vagina, and they melded together into what was called a peengina, would you accept or reject me as your peengina partner?

I swear to god if I can't suck that big black faggot ass (smooth/clean) imma get depression

Random guy: I'm what you might call...........an active pedophile
*Cuts to him doing extreme sports*
(then cuts to him fucking a group of lolis/shotas)

Torturing a group of gay bashing homophobes to death I Spit On Your Grave style with anal rapings with shards of glass and shit, and if they don't scream hard enough they get dosed with some sense enhancing toxin until they're sufficiently psychologically vulnerable and terrified, and then they all are forced to fight to the death in a perverse version of musical chairs (when the music stops the last person out has to get glass shard raped by the others to death, any who refuse to be punishers get their legs chopped off).

@nocontextspongebob When you see the good shit