JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

You're so much shorter than all the other males...mmmmmmm
Your ass is so much rounder than the other males....mmmmmmmmm
You're so much nicer, and sweeter, and more sensitive than all the other males and all your friends are girls...mmmmmmmmmmmmm

When I was a teen I didn't want to fuck the ponies as much as I wanted to fuck Spike. I also felt the same way I felt about Spike as a did about Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog. I LUST for short cute bois (who get no pussy because they're "so cute").

Really wish one of you who was of legal age could cuddle with me. It would make me feel safe.

Falling in love with girl who shows her body off but who doesn't have sex with random cocks because she's too smart for that (and she's happy being poor, she thinks money is gross).

@beardalaxy A new Johnny has entered the fray!

I wish I could feel my fedi frens soft lips...with my lips

Johnny Test vs Johnny 5 vs Johnny Quest who wins

I'm sorry that every time you're nice to me I try to have sex with you, I'm embarrassed, I think it's a condition so maybe feel bad for me... I'm not very forceful and you easily fend me off, it's more awkward and sad than scary. Thank you for putting up with me and my autistic attempts at seduction.

@coded_artist Coach McGuirk from Home Movies?

I hope you guys liked my rap as much as I did

Rap song (the parentheses are my back up rapper or my hype man)

Uh, huh, yea, uh huh
I need that grandma pussy
(That grandma muscle pussy)
Need that grandma that works out
(Grandma six pack)
Mmmmm need a g-milf
(An' imma lube it up)
I ask who's president?
(She says JFK)
*Beat hits for a moment*
Yeaaaaaar an dats a g-milf
(*screeching tires sound effect but made with someone's voice*)
Uh n she can hold her own
(hol her own hol her own-own-own)
UH das a granma n she rea-dy 3 bone
(3bone3bone3bone3bone *with echo sound and pitch shifting sound effects*)

Zoophilia really purges bad energy from the soul in my opinion and experience