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@arisudotexe Damn wish I had some, I want hard boners. Since it's so hard to get I was wondering if a person could get it from eating bull testicles.

Ok I guess NONE of you fedi GIRLS (keeps talking before you can interrupt to say you're not a girl) want to tame this strange and get you a loyal sped bf, your loss *mic drop*

Fiction/Fantasy 

If someone ever tries to tell you what to do with your own body cut them in the eyes

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Antis need to admit they're not after thoughtcrimers they're after bad people it's just that they're too stupid to understand that thoughtcrime /= bad person.

@funnyanimal It's funny I was just talking to someone the other day about this ideology in the zoo community, I myself even hold this view but I don't think it's because of any projected human innocence fetish, I just don't think the creature would have much interest in the same way a dog who is mostly done growing would.

If you're a history girl and you make cute clothes and stuff I might be a good husband for you (serious)

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groundhog said winter is over, which means it's bikini season for sweetie

GO BACK TO YOUR KUNG FU HOME IN CHINA YOU FILTHY FUCKING SPAMMING NIGGERS

Tik tok style song by me:
I want to suck
[pause]
The strippers asshole
But she won't let me
But she won't let me

There's no way princess bubblegum hates the king of ooo just because. Nuh uh. He used to make her suck his dick or something.

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I'M FREE YOU SON OF A BITCHES, YOU CAN'T TOUCH DWEIGHT BARRY ANYMORE!
2 seconds later
NO NO NO, NOOO NOOOOOOOOOO

How to rekindle with your ex:
Forgive her for the bbcs (it was rape anyway so it wasn't her fault)
Unconditional love (no matter how shitty she is just love her pleb)
and send her cute pictures of your pets because it will trigger her femcel mothering instinct and she'll interact with you

be nice don't abuse this power

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Hehehe I had to..
ThrillBilly Mud Girl "Fixed"

Theres some fun dialogue versions for ATM tier of my fanbox!

#GTA #loli

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