JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Some frens keep trying to make me put bbcs in my ass but I can't remember who they are and I'm scared

Man imagine analy raping some faggot little tik toker who fucks with people but really is just prime sissy body type? Dude that would be so hot penetrating his anus and bashing his fucking stupid head against the floor any time he tried to fight back.

@icedquinn They just don't want to admit Morph tricking Gambit that one time by pretending to be Rogue and KISSING HIM was very gay. Can't be gay if morph is nonbinary, gay needs to same sex so if morph is some weird nonbinary sex it's therefore not gay. This is gay erasure. Fuck Disney.

Guys what if your therapist became involved in your fediposting and they introduced themselves and were like "Hi I'm CunnyDrstroyerz therapist and we thought it would be good for me to get to know all their friends online!"

Especially after our sensual friendship cuddle between just friends that felt so fucking good.

I wonder if my ex would think it's weird if I asked them to take one of my blankets and use it for a while at their house and then give it back to me so I could smell them when they're not around....our friendship is supposed to be not romantic that's the agreement but I think it's perfectly aromantic/asexual to want to smell your good friend who smells nice.

I haven't had sex in forever I'm starting to think the fediverse is useless for finding a wife

Clint Eastwoods eyes make me wonder if he has any asian heritage

Keepin those Ns
Away
From
My boo-tay

This is what I imagine a fedi party would be like
https://youtu.be/7xtz8_8k8FM

@Sp I hope whoever is doing the spam has a micropenis

I have turned off @ notifications in monk.ey.bisuiness because of spambots, but I can still see likes and reshares, so if you made a comment you want me to reply to I might not see it but I'll do my best

Imagine being a stupid little slutty girl who offers yourself up to be raped because you're so stupid, and then a big mean rapist rapes you and you cry because you're so dumb

I am going to summon and anally rape the ghost of Ronald Regan