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The Rick and Morty blacked episode still bothers me every time I rewatch it tbh (not being racist)

How do I get away from abusers when I'm financially dependent on them??

My mom is a food abuser. She complains when I don't eat, but then she complains that I'm too fat. And when I was a child she made up stuff about me being allergic to things and a ton of other stuff that basically ruined my life. Can you guys give me some validation she gaslights me all the time and looks away and starts reading stuff while I'm talking to her and when I was little she would walk away from me all the time in grocery stores and at the mall she'd leave stores without me if I didn't follow her and keep up. And she'd say if someone did take me (I'd warn her someone could do that I was like 7) they'd take me back because they wouldn't want me.

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WOLF PENIS WOLF PENIS WOLF PENIS WOLF PENIS WOLF PENIS WOLF PENIS WOLF PENIS WOLF PENIS

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What if my booty hole was totally stretched
So that my booty hole was as loose as a goose

Would ya still love me
Honey babe
Or would you say
No way
Would you say
No way?

What if my booty hole endlessly leaked
So I had to wear diapers and constantly sneak
A sniff
Just to see
If I messed

Would ya stick around
Or
Would ya leave?

I hope I can end up with a skinny hairless twink who's actually very tall and he likes that I'm shorter than him

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One day the maps, zoos, lolicons and shotacons, and aams and youthlibs will all be able to take off their masks, and discard their technological anonymity, as predicted in the song Mr Roboto by Styx
youtu.be/uc6f_2nPSX8

@Sudodeme That's true, also harold and kumar had the cock meat sandwich joke.

Gfs are supposed to love their bfs and are not supposed to really want other guys cocks outside of fantasies which are always fine.

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And that's not to say John Wick wouldn't be allowed to rape a rapist as a form of punishment, it's just that it would not be tolerated as a joke, it would only be acceptable as a serious and dark moment.

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Fox Mulder: The next rape you experience will probably be your own, in prison

lol this us why I love the x files and the 90s in general you could just do a throwaway joke about male rape (in the context of the story it was presented in joke format. These days it would have to be implied if allowed at all, no way could you have John Wick go "The next rape you experience will probably be your own" as a "lol he's so hardcore he threatened the guy with rape"-joke because people would find that distasteful and monstrous.

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I have to be a good person x3 while rocking back and fourth before screaming it another 2 times while hitting yourself in the head as you cry in spiritual anguish

Seriously as a non passing troon I'm going to have to make a fuck load of money still just like any normal guy in order to get female attention

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