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Lolis who break into your house and overpower you with sheer numbers

What's hotter? Haven't done a poll in a while.

Someone should make a hentai called Dark Library or Forbidden Library or something like that and it's about a loli and shota finding their fathers "secret stash" on the computer and they think their daddy must be a rapist because he has all these naughty videos and they get scared and imagine he's a monster raping them like in the videos and it makes them horny so they're confused then daddy gets home and they're so scared for about a week until they finally confess what they saw because they decide they have to confront him because they might be confused and they need to face their fears, so they do, and daddy sheepishly explains that those are just recordings of events that took place in real life somewhere, sometime, and that he actually had nothing to do with any of them, once the loli and shota relax they confess their fantasies, and their daddy gets embarrassed but tells them that's alright, then the loli/shota duo ask if they could do SOME of those things, but in a nice way...Daddy has to decide then and there what kind of life he wants this existence to be 🤤 (since it's hentai he choses horny existence)

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It's fucked up I can't be horny on main without being called a creep or looking like an indian guy. I want to say shit like "I would suck every inch of you" under people's fashion posts but I know they would embarrass me DX

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@shoulderdemon Yea I kind of wish I didn't vent my feelings here so much a bunch of nice people stopped talking to me

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@ThrowawayAI @Jazzy Kendrik Lamar put out a diss track in less than 24 hours as a response to Drakes diss, where he basically calls Drake a pedophile, a bad father, a liar, and human garbage. And I have nothing against pedophiles but I have a lot against creepy beardos who use their fame to manipulate high school girls one after the other like they're kit-kats. Fuck Drake hope he dies.

Seeing public opinion on Drake shift is giving me an orgasm. Fuck that fake poser bitch creep.

If they really make porn illegal people are going to smuggle porn in their neural link hole like Johnny Pneumonic.

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What's the difference between an insulator and a conductor? THE AMOUNT OF ELECTRICITY MUWAHAHHAHAHAHA- *cough* it's the amount of electricity. With enough power even non conductive mediums can become routes for current to travel along or between.

When chimps hold down a screaming monkey and peel strips of flesh from its back for no apparent reason other than amusement, does this count as playing a musical instrument?

If I had my shit together I'd get a job where I could help people and be a safe person for them. I have severe agoraphobia that I developed after several incidents of what I would call kidnapping but what was legally considered consensual. Because I am not legally a victim I have no recourse. Anyway it fucks my shit up bad. I hope one day I can heal and be a protector of people who suffer abuse at the hands of "authority" figures, even if it's just to say in back rooms when no one else is listening "You're not crazy, I believe you."

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i ran a cross a post on twitter about a golden week gold micro bikini.
i want to draw at leaat 2 more, but work

I worry that the elites are attacking our reproductive organs with chemicals so that the only people who will be able to reproduce are those who can afford invitro.

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