JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

He looked at the ground disappointedly, playing with some pebbles before throwing them to the ground and replying "you wouldn't like me though because I don't have a bbc"
There was a pause so he looked to her, she was empathetic and he was shocked to see that she actually understood, she took his face in her hands and said "I fucking hate bbcs, 1488" before giving him the most passionate and loving kiss in the history of the world. They soon became married and were monogamous until the day they both died. She was a virgin too when they married.

I don't care if the twink has medical issues I will take care of him like a pet anyway he is a good boy

If I lived in the walking dead universe I would kill anyone who violated the non-aggression principle >:3

Lgf who fistfucked a cruel boy because you're her daddy and you taught her well.

"Hello I'm a normal girl and I like normal sized cocks even five inches is normal and I hate freakishly large cocks"
*she kisses the normal cocked hero on the lips while the hero beats up big weird cock havers with his big muscles*
"I don't like big cocks because they hurt me I only like normal cocks!" she said, just to make sure everyone listening understood how she felt.

Part of me is still scared the government will force me to house immigrants and will force me to let them sleep in my daughter's room with my daughter for cultural reasons and if I try to stop them they will rehome my daughter with an immigrant family who have 15 30yo sons. I don't have a daughter but this is still a fear of mine I'm sorry I'm not racist it's an irrational fear I know so please don't be mad at me.

@SexyThings no u

Fanfiction for The Walking Dead Season 4 Episode 4:

Carol had just spoken over Rick, and condescended his decision, which resulted in at least one more person being killed due to her actions. This is my rewrite.

Carol: Blah blah blah I'm talking over Rick I don't listen I'm a short hair cunt who takes out her repressed rage from her own trauma on helpless victims like children or the infirmed!
Rick: Shut the fuck up Carol I'm rick I'm slapping you in the face now you fucking cunt you killed two god damn people you bitch because you're a cunt now shut the fuck up

And then the two new group members who I will call crippled girl and shoulder guy come along with Rick and say

Crippled girl: Is she usually like that? All uppity and talking over people?

Shoulder guy: Yea she helped my shoulder but still what a creepy bitch

Rick: Yea I back handed her good I should have done it a long time ago you know we used to think her husband was a bad guy but turns out he was keeping this fucking monster in line

Crippeld girl: I hear that, I mean she totally fucking tried to peer pressure me into probably getting eaten by zombies I mean walkers

Rick: Hate that stupid bitch

@lamp creeepy I hate technology

Imagine the amount of headfuckery it would cause a grown adult to be abducted by the state and told that they are 12, regardless of their physical appearance.

I find and marry one of those "built for bbc" girls the chud cucks always post before she gets blacked and then she never gets blacked because she's a loyal wife and the cucks rage and seethe and their faces melt off

THEM: "AWWW DA BBC WOW DA BBC HUH WYTBOIS HUH BUH DUH HUH HUH HEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW!!!!"
US: *KICKS IN THE DOOR* *THE CUCKS ALL GASP THEN START YELLING ANGRILY*
CUCKS: DUH WHO UM IS THEM? THEY DON'T LOOK WHITE...BUT THEY DON'T LOOK BLACK? MESICANS? UH DUH GET EM!
US: NO NOT MEXICANS YOU STUPID RACE MIXING RACISTS! WE'RE THE MULATTOS! AND WE'RE HERE TO JAM A FENCE POST UP YOUR ASS!
CUCKS: DUHHBB RELEASE UH DUH PET BLAYKS WE HAVE!!!! UHHH DUH NOW!
US: WE'RE LIKE BLADE BITCH WE'RE NOT SCARED OF YOUR BLACKS WE GOT THE MOVES AND THE NUMBERS!! MORE OF US BITCH SO MOVER RACE FETISHISERS WE'RE COMING FOR THAT ASS, THAT HOLE, THAT BOOTYHOLE!!!

Normal fucking people -NORMAL fucking people- do not have the "confidence" to blurt out whatever the fuck like they're some kind of authority, only narcissists do that. Yes they may seem charming at first, but stay away from him he is a fucking loser, she is a fucking bitch, admit that you're a dummy and you're susceptible to being manipulated and then shake out of it and say NOT TODAY MOMMY TRAUMA and NOT TODAY DADDY TRAUMA and I WILL NOT GO WITH THIS "charming" (disgusting, he's disgusting and everyone but you sees it because you love being a victim) INDIVIDUAL BECAUSE THEY ARE A PIG.