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@kojiro I did this irl during my sexual abuse, took my power back by ruining his orgasm the only time he ever made it inside me

@fennec I always thought Ralph was indian but I realized he's definitely Romanian, so I would have disagreed in the past but not now

@sampo It shouldn't be glorified because it's not good for a human body but it's ok enough to use for coughs and the occasional trip it's when it's used like air and water that it can cause serious long term permanent harm.

@Papergal I need her irl, I need her to pick me up with her strong solid unwavering arms, never will I hear from her lips "you're too heavy..." or a grunt of exertion, I will be as light as a feather to her and she will protec me. I had a tall goddess of a babysitter and she doted on me, I have been ruined by that. When I watched the anime Claymore I cried because it reminded me of what I fear I will never have again.

If you were sexy enough and you shitted on me I wouldn't mind. Just don't shit in my mouth, ears, nose, or eyes. I'm not saying I want you to shit just if you're hot and I love you I wouldn't mind, no sweat babe, no drama.

@Bloop I'm so self conscious about coming across as aggressive and scary that I do not flirt with women or engage with what I think might be flirting on their part on the chance I could be wrong, they have to flatly tell me something like "Let's go home" with a wink and a smile or she has to grab my dick through my pants and lead me out the club by it. Otherwise I'm scared to be myself, the consequences of just hitting on women or feeling them up are not what they were in the 70s, 80s, 90s, or even 2000s. I was told that's how the world worked by everyone older, but the world I grew up in that was strictly forbidden. So I wait for girls to make the first move while they wait for me to make the first move and I firmly won't and then it gets awkward and sometimes they even get hurt feelings or think I only like dick or don't want to fuck them or something.

@Bloop I don't know much about women because every one I talk to says women want something completely different. I just want a woman who has a fetish for fat hasbeens who used to be sexy and peaked in high school, and that are nice guys and who like the idea of crossdressing even though they're too fat and butch to be a good femboy anymore...

@Bloop I guess so, I need a thin attractive mom who holds my hand in public and sleeps in my bed and reads me stories and checks in on my mental health and offers healthy support. And there's sexual tension but we don't have sex.

Woah lot of drama going on with streamer HoboGoblinSlayerMaxxx37 it's sad to see how he threw it all away

This is what it's like not knowing who any of the famous people are because you're old.

Fedifrens don't know my emotional state, so let me show you, let me show you how sad I am, this is my tone, I am so sad, I'm so stuck :(
youtu.be/9MLzts9iBzo

@Bloop But when people say they want a mommy they usually mean a woman they will fuck, I am so lonely and scared of life that I would even settle for a girl who only pitied me and took my care seriously like I was a stray dog she adopted...I know I'm too disgusting for anybody to ever want to have sex with me.

I just need a gf to take care of me even if it's sexless

I remember in fiction/voyeurism I didn't like shit when I was young, but now I kind of get hot looking at erotic drawings of sexy ladies doing poops and I'm so embarrassed

@luwa@eepy.express I'm too scared to pirate after my dad yelled at me because they sent a mean letter (it was 2010)

You know what fuck this shit I'm going to start hanging out at bus stops and hopefully a twink will ask me for a date eventually

JazzFLASH boosted

Scully completely wrecks a zookeeper with a single stare. Mulder tries to save Scully from alien abductions.

I'm still not done being mad at the biggoted against maps pieces of shit on twitter who banned me and basically ruined my online life and severed my connections because they're assholes and they're dumb and stupid and mean.

*Grabs dick (it's a dildo)* *Bursts on stage* *Swag* *Shoots enema water from anus in your direction* *Smiles and laughs* *Crowd cheers* *Starts rapping*
Easy
Peasy
Lemon Squeezy
Went to the beach and it was
Breezy
Ate out a peach and it was
Sleazy
Spit out my teeth
After the queef
It was no beef
It was that seafood
Sea dude
Fish pie
Sky high
Deep sea
Pie dive

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