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Hello, stopping by again as a #PSA to say that you should not be paying shady sites for my work that I put out for free! Ive seen a comment about sending paypal payment and not getting access, I dont know where that money is going nor do I endorse these sites taking advantage of creators barely getting by. What I release here is free and if I ever do any services, you will hear about it here! Do not give these sites any kind of money :blobstop:

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I need to send a simple questionnaire out to the entire world and only hang out with the people who picked yes. It would be about if you would have sex with me or not.

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@xianc78 Refuse national service... National service does that mean going to Israel?

@Oaghaji Dude I see you all the time and you are uncharacteristicly handsome, that is a compliment not a comeon. Also please man integrate more fresh raw veggies into your diet please dude for real.

@picandor LMFAO they have been ASSURED that is NOT
THE
CASE
(implying none of the influx of cunny posters are PEDOPHILES)

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I'm so bored fedifrens tell me about your day or your thoughts or feelings to take my mine off my own worries I won't judge this is a non judgement zone, I just need to not be thinking my own thoughts right now, so replace them with yours pls.

When people don't respond to my trolling with shock and upset I get so fucking mad. I seethe when I'm ignored.

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I'm sure it's a good idea to leave your kid unattended at the track and field event where Jaiden seems to always be present for some reason.

Fedi mommy I'm ready to submit to you
Fedi mommy I'm ready to be your boi
Fedi mommy I'm ready to be your slave
T-T
I've had enough I'm ready you win *falls down to knees slumped over* y-you win...w-what more do you want? I *wimpering* I'm so broken without you I'm done being prideful you're the alpha fedi mommy T-T

@gooshaunt@eepy.express I almost died while watching either Steven universe or adventure time, but I stayed awake..... but then I must have passed out right after the danger passed because I woke up later but felt like I almost died like my breathing felt like I wasn't getting enough air even awake fully like my lung tissue had partially died or something from me probably turning blue, just like make yourself too uncomfortable to fall asleep safely though, cold ice pack works, and disturbing music works, and try repetitive motion and simple counting games

I dream of submitting to femcoded fedifren who I will call mistress, and it doesn't even matter to me if I am as low as "mistress' piggy", oh god I want to lick mistress all over including her armpits, I want mistress to make her perfect feminine and sensitive butthole and colon absolutely clean with douches and then I want to eat sugar free sour blue raspberry goo out of mistresses butthole. I am desperate for this mistress. You do not understand. The normal world does not offer safety to piggy! I beg you fedi mistress! Take me in! I will sniff your shoes while you are gone because that's how in love with your scent I will be if you become my mistress!!! Oh I am so low I am a worm and I need a perverted dominant pedi mommy mistress to protec me and in return I will offer my loyalty and servitude ohhhhhhhhhhh if only a fedi mistress would LOVE me I would be her LOVE SLAVE and I would be her VELCRO DOG and I would be her little PIGGY and I would eat candy from mommys butthole!!!!!!!!! I serve pedi mistress mommy I beg T-T

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IMAGINE THIS
A RENTED OUT MALL SPACE
LATE AT NIGHT
SECRET FEDI RAVE
SECSY AZZ MUSIK
N LOADS OF FEDI FRENS AND LOTS OF LUBE
youtu.be/wQLErTF7GVU

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