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@Jonny I bet your pussy tastes good once you wash the stink off it (raising your self esteem)

Need a black queen to submit to and have awesome sex with her after I say "let me prove to you what this whitey is good for"

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How they think I'll be when they come for me: Naked, oiled, furiously masturbating, two dildos up ass, laughing about how amazing I am, filled with joy and bliss
How I'll really be when they come for me: Dark circles under eyes, fully clothed, dick limp, kneeling on ground, listening to bach, glaring at the wall, all I say is I've been expecting you, took you long enough /vent/fantasy/fiction

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It's not fair I'm looked down upon for wanting multiple wives who are only allowed to have sex with me or eachother.

My dicks not too big so it won't hurt your vag we can have good sex /truth

@icedquinn Is it deadly or is it just a period? What happens to hemophiliacs when they have a period? Serious thought...scary.

I wish my asshole was stretchier, I am jealous of the people blessed with assholes that can take fists or horsecocks.

@arc I'm up wondering about the legalities of becoming a mercenary, I wonder if you have to be a part of some sort of internationally licenced corporation or if you can just show up and get in line to go fight, even without knowing the language. Point, grunt, if dogs can follow orders a foreigner should be able to...

Can a mildly disabled person with no training become a mercenary and live the good life of a badass cool guy that has lots of cool girlfriends?

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@icedquinn dry slides refers to running a small arm unlubed, only done irl in arctic conditions because the cold makes the lube thick and it jams up the arm. In this context it implies lube would absolutely be used, in the bunker :smug:

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fem Sonic (r63) + regular male Tails, straightshota, public sex 

Sontails but with a twist. Fem Sonic doesn't mind being touched by Tails, she loves to be worshiped by him in fact lol
(she's also big tiddied because male Sonic is kinda busty as well and has a big ass because... she works legs... daily)

#sonic #tails #shota #cub #straightshota

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