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@kallisti I'm too depressed to be enticing like I used to be, I was so enticing because I was goofy and happy, now I'm in constant agony and the jews won't give me painkillers because I'm a goy

@kallisti I'm scared to post my ass like I used to because I've been led to believe from things I've read that people will somehow always expose you and ruin your life, so i keep my lewds to a soy profile where I post soycially acceptable viewpoints only...

@kallisti idk how to be alluring, a boy once told me my ass was perfect and would eat it all the time and people used to harass me to get more of my fat ass pics... I'm good at givin bjs, no gag reflex...ummmm....uhhh..........

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Scully distracts Mulder from NSA spooks. Mulder empathizes with golems.

Fine I guess I can't just advertise and get an ebf I'll have to get to know you fags and then propose and face possible rejection 😭

@picandor A dehumidifier or fan is a must for indoor air dry or mildew might happen

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Scully distracts Mulder from CIA shit. Mulder seeks enlightenment through limb regrowth.

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@papergal I have some feelings about Rocket Raccoon, raccoon gang 🐾

@sandy Washington DC is actually a shithole with a crime problem, lots of shady bums and I'm not talking about the guys in suits

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I just came up with a new word, aint exist nowhere on google. Ready?

Negrotious - Full of negro qualities. "Hey Billy Bob, you see them there rims? Thems is negrotious."

Alan Watts was the prototype Weaboo, his love for Japan so strong he made it his lifes work to spread the knowledge of Japanese philosophy and thought

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