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@prouddegenerate well they say that looking at beautiful things helps with pain, so I could grow some beautiful flowers then look at them really hard until my pain stops

@Kapueio@baraag.net D.W. and D.W.s mom (Arthur) orgasming together

luckily I'm forward thinking enough that I have a solution, even if it is a pain in the ass.

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tbh if I don't get consistent opiates I'll probably be dead within 5 years from suicide

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Ok I watched Wendell & Wild and it was decent, even though I hate Peeles politics.

@tarperfume @bitterblossom I knowwwww, her insecurity would cause her to seek validation from others as soon as I failed to meet her expectations :jokersadsmile:

@bitterblossom @tarperfume This is why I want a mentally unstable girl so she's too codependent to fuck anyone else let alone go anywhere without me (her anxiety would prevent it)

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Scully seeks cool hairstyles through prayer. Mulder tries to expose government alien hobos.

and one night his giant bear husband got jealous af even though they're "polyamorus" and slammed the door so hard it almost came off the hinges, so my partyfag took me on a ride to have a long conversation and said we can't have sex anymore...and then I dicked him in my car...I should have ran the day after we fucked the first time, years could have been put to better use.

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I remember telling him I just want someone to be my own, and for me to be their own, and that I'd be grateful to even get that much, and he comes back at me with "that sounds like slavery" and shit, like dude you're the sick fuck trying to impose not me

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also he tried really hard to get me to be polyamorus and would get mad and nasty whenever I showed any fear or apprehension or anxiety about it, or diagust, he'd just start calling me names and saying I was a closed minded bigot and shit

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The way I met my abusive older ex:
Friend tells me if I want to fuck a crossdresser this is where to go
Trust friend, go
Meet the person he told me about, he gives me a pill and is friendly
I'm totally stoked, the club is packed for his event, this was my first time being in a place like this, it was dirty, colorful, loud, and felt dangerous, but he was literally in charge and I was his friend so I felt safe
He asks if I want to go back to his place to sleep it off, I do
He says he has to stop at his job to get something, it's a salon
He gropes me outside the door after we walk up the stairwell
I'm frozen, not sure how to react but I'm enjoying it, going with the flow
He takes it out and gives me a little handy for fun, no blastoff
I'm out of it
Dizzy
Get to his place
Fuck like animals
Some of the best sex I've had in my life
I only topped
He later tells me he has a husband
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@bitterblossom oh yee that one too, I got to see that one once when mom wasn't looking

@bitterblossom The thing is I didn't "enter the world" so to speak until I was like 16. I grew up in a religious cult, so even though it's a ripoff it was original to me

I was 16 when this banger dropped and this song made me want to fuuuuuckkkkkkk
youtu.be/qTsaS1Tm-Ic

@doorroo @Aldo@freak.university @bitterblossom and now I just offended someone by confusing the Scotts and Irish

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