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@beardalaxy Oh yea, I forgot, kids don't have rights and are slaves. They would put you on pills if you ever disagree about anything, especially trannies reading books (I would like to have a tranny read me a book though)

Man, if I had been raised by pro gay parents (aka good parents) I would have had the confidence to spend my best years crossdressing like all my trans girlfriends had the confidence to do. Or maybe it's just me, maybe I'm a coward :blobsad:

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@daedrix
the take on this is wrong.
Mastercard and Visa are the ones laying on the pressure because they can.
MC and Visa are just "data transmission" companies while American banks themselves are not allowed to do this - unless the transaction is specifically illegal.
In America, banks are legally required to allow ANY transaction, unless it breaks the law. So if I buy porn by writing a check or giving my routing number and account, it doesn't matter if its considered "offensive" to the lobbyists or the board of directors, the bank has to support the transaction because of the law. But MC and Visa are not bound by this law.
So we need to go after the Japanese government and the American government to make these "data companies" legally required to support any transaction, as long as it's not illegal.

@Mr_NutterButter I like to think I used to look like a pretty dark haired romanian girl, now I look like her out of shape aunt

@beardalaxy You've never wanted to deage yourself so you could be a kid again but with all your badass knowledge?

Did my makeup for the first time in years, looked away, let my haird down, mussed it up all fluffyz then looked back in the mirror and felt euphoria, I wish I could feel this way all the time

I'm sorry for my bad attitude you guys 🥺
My stinkin' thinkin' 🥺

@bitterblossom Jews don't want you to know about this it's how they make all their money

Elon you fucking faggot fix the fucking twitter app so I can download pictures of femboys again, I have to press save like 5 times because it gave and error the first 4

What is a child but a state of being? It's not a number. You don't stop being a child at 13, or 18. It's a broad gradient.

If you could get in a de-age-ifyer, so you could mingle with children unnoticed, would you?

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But I'll phrase it less autistically, like, "You fat but not TOO fat"

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I'm the type of person to say "your fatness is not above tolerance levels" like I just said something reassuring if I feel truly comfortable with my partner (and they ask if they are too fat for me to find them attractive)

I matched with someone on a dating app and now I'm like.............because I can't show them the real me....."Hi I'm Jazzy I'm a map and a zoophile and I live in a crappy room with a crooked floor, sorry I don't have any clothes that aren't stained or stretched out or shrunken and wrinkly, sorry my wallet is empty, sorry my house is messy and I spent too much time masturbating and now my back hurts all the time, what's that? You're concerned? Why? Don't be concerned! I'm normal! This is normal! I'm honest! I'm nice! Just give me a chance! I can pick myself up again! I've done it before! Just give me love and watch me go! Feed me your unconditional attention because I am a narcissistic little demon, wait, where are you going? Soothe my fee fees! Wahhh"

@amerika No where near that bad, it's not visible but it's in a wall that got wet years ago

@amerika My lungs are probably fucked from mold too tbh, too poor to get a wall redone or move out, I have a lot of air purifiers in the hope that it helps

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