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If I was President all government employees would have to smoke blunts all the time and anyone with bad vibes would get kicked the fuck out

Maybe the reason I hate myself is the same reason self-aware vampires hate themselves

@halos Yea there's something about that which I also find drawing, and it's a very fine line between passionate and horrifying, so many subtle little details that make it good or bad, and the details are so miniscule that it's almost impossible to describe to someone without them misunderstanding

Fantasy/Fiction/Not real advice/Vent 

Put the gun in his fucking mouth, do it, make that little fucking bitch learn some respect, he treated you like shit, she treated you like garbage, fucking teach them a goddamn lesson, make them fucking learn, and save other people from their bullshit before they get to fucking enact it against them

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Gonna start hanging out with older women and steal the secrets of women, how they think, how they act, what they really are. After of which I will compile it into a book and distribute it amongst the brothers. Soon, the secrets will be unlocked, what is a woman? Gay men? Cats but in human form? Retarded men?

Patience;
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@reddax@freak.university I can explain repeatedly, in broken spanish, that I speak "mucho picano" (much petite) Espanol

@a7 "holy shit" my internal narrative voice said with wide eyed concern, at the thought that some bitches are this stupid

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The one thing that's a pain in the ass about fedi is nothing is curated by an algo, and before you say "but that's good" (it is), it also means that I have to do more work to keep in touch with people, because unless they're obsessively checking on me they won't see many of my posts.

God I wish Grimes would just do a metoo on Elon Musk at this point because fuck that faggot

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@hideki @matrix I can tell when they're on drugs too, when they're high they act much more "believably"

@PhenomX6 @matrix That's bad acting though and I laugh at it too, what I mean by porn is any scene where there's slapping sounds and fucking going on, and the camera zooms in on the crotch parts, and if I'm not horny that looks silly too but if I activate my almonds all of a sudden it looks...good...kind of, and I think horrible disrespectful things half the time, then after the almonds have cooled off I wonder why the fuck I waste so much time doing this and that I wish I had a gf or bf but I worry that they would find me disgusting for liking the things I like and tell myself that I'm better off alone (Alice Deejay)...and I can't stop referencing things like an autist which doesn't help I'm sure.

@matrix Hentai leaves a neutral taste, like a fine crisp, real porn can leave me feeling concerned for my mental wellbeing sometimes

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Examples of being nice:
Not hitting people
Not hurting people
Not scaring people
Not threatening people
Not encouraging suicide

Examples of being mean:
The opposite of all that

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EVEN THOUGH I DON'T AGREE WITH THE ANTIS, IF THEY PROMISE TO BE NICE THEY CAN BE PART OF THE FEDIFAMILY :blobcatgooglytrash:

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