YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@Sp Hi! I just woke up and it's late here so everyone is going to be sleeping soon and then I'll be alone all night

@Remejy I feel out of it so I'm gonna eat some good butter until I don't care that I feel out of it anymore

Don't you guys hate when you're dropping a deuce and it turns out to be a spicy deuce?

@Remejy Hi Remejy I just woke up even though it's night time for me @-@

I thought if I identified as a lesbian I would get to have sex with wholesome girls (the kind who like forestry and shit, and stuff, they're all lesbians) but they're not falling for it

Man, I really thought today would be the day God gave me a gf, of a bf who takes the place of a gf (we will break Deuteronomical law, and I will lay with him as I would with a woman)

@AcrylicFairy@freak.university That's awesome! I feel encouraged by this and happy for you

I really want to nut inside at least one woman and get her pregnant (to completion, she has the kid instead of aborting it), but ideally I'd like to do it multiple times, with either one or multiple women. I'd like to be a based dad. This is what it would be like if Jazzy was a parent:

Year 0-3
When the baby cries address it asap always
Never let the baby "cry it out" (you monster)
Never put off changings and cleanings
Never withhold food or strike the baby (you sick fucks)
Keep all dangerous objects out of reach and all outlets covered and cabinets locked, get all baby safe furniture and get rid of all your old dangerous shit
Feed the baby healthy food not like mnms and shit
Don't put on halloween masks and fuck with the baby by scaring it and shit
No brain numbing media, only hand puppet adventures and shit until they're older, music is fine

I think that about covers it, and so that's the start of how I'd raise a baby, next as they aged I wouldn't home school them because I don't want them to turn out weird, but I would definitely put them in a private school that wasn't shit. Got learn all that learnin, help them with flash cards and memory games and encouragement and all that stuff. And when they freak out, don't you freak out, but don't be so distant that you seem like a douchebag. That pretty much covers it until they're like 16-20, then it's time for the deep life stuff, like death and letting go and shit. Get them nice and ready so they don't freak the fuck out when you die. Want the seed to do well after the fact, and do well with its own.

I want to be the stupid loyal devoted retarded husband of the mid looking but really top tier skilled piano player or some shit from a rich family, I promise promise promise primise primise primise times a million not to do anything to embarrass you and I promise to just be mindful of my place as "the husband of the prodigy" and do you proud, I'll be nice and subdued and charming, I promise

When I was a kid I would fantasize about an older woman putting a collar on me and making me her sex/love pet

@Sudodeme I've missed you!

I WANT TO BE A FANCY WIFES SIMPLETON HUSBAND

When you niggas like my posts and shit and reply and shit I get a little jolt of dopamine

@amerika it's no different than a higer tax rate for the rich, which I support...I used to hate communism so much and was an avowed national socialist....but I'm starting to see the appeal in the commie lifestyle, it's very similar to national socialism, people hate to admit that, both communism and national socialism are far left workers parties.

I NEED A STRONG WOMAN TO MAKE ME SHUT UP AND TO DOMINATE ME SEXUALLY TBH FAM

"wow you really said that man?"
no...just like in my head you know?
"oh yea good that would have been crazy haha"
Ha yea like imagine if I had said it though, like she would go crazy man, or like
"Or like she, wouldn't know what to think haha, she'd be like UHHHHHHHH, EXCUSE ME?"
HAHAHHAHAHAHA YEA oh my god dude she would be like UHHHH WHAT?