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@mario I'm 30 something so I can definitely give that consent :3

@mario I tried to be subtle but I was talkin about my weiner the whole time :blobpleading:

@icedquinn I wonder how Watson is doing. The IBM AI that won Jeopardy years and years ago.

@mario I think technically my parents made it, but I'm definitely presenting it :3

@mario Oh uhhhh...it was beyond meat, that meat substitute everyone's been talking about

@mario Oh yea? *Pulls out long piece of meat, steam is coming off it* could you swallow this?

I would realistically give up one of my testicles if it meant I could have a dedicated wife of my choosing, the rules are she would have to be fully dedicated to me and that's it. If I made the choice right now I would choose a steroid muscle mommy. That's what I'm in the mood for. That's how bad I want one. And to be clear she would be my wife FOR LIFE no divorces or anything and she would have to be a good wife and that means no sexlas marriages, just good happy wife happy husband happy sex all the time, and she's jacked. That's what I'm trying to attract from the universe right now.

@PeachyDelight@freak.university @condret How have you been Peachy? Haven't seen you in so long!

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Played Persona
> People talk to you
> People write to you in their free time
> They even agree to meet up that exact day

Damn, that game is so unrealistic. :omegalul:

When I say I can't afford a therapist I mean I can't afford one that's worth a shit. And I want the therapist to be driving distance. I don't like online meetings. They feel soulless. It is hollow communication. I need to smell the other person in the room with me, I need to feel the air pressure change as they move. It's about trust, I trust you, you trust me, were in this room together, we could maim and cripple each other and there would be nothing the other could do to stop it. And so there's trust, we trust we won't do that, and we behave accordingly. That trust, when shown to be well placed, builds respect, that respect is the key to the mind, heart, and soul.

The reason I compare Enterprise to Nutrek is because Enterprise is such a shift thematically, it's not about space gods vs stronger space gods (federation vs any baddie, Q, Borg, Klingons, take your pick), it's about human beings, flawed ones, ones who may not be perfectly competent, they make far more human seeming mistakes. It took the vibe of DS9 (which fyi was the vibe of an old west town), and it said, let's run with that human element, let's do even more with it, get it through the viewers head these are people just like them, strengthen that connection. And I don't know if they did this for artistic reasons or money reasons but probably, just probably, it's a fucking business, it's entertainment, but that's what I see.

Captain Picard: This, Wesley, was an ancient dance performed on Earth at the turn of the 21st century.
*Drops it low and shakes it up while leaning from side to side and swirling it around*

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Has there been twerking in star trek? Has nutrek ever had any twerking?

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