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>Oh, you want to make fun of my drawing that I worked really hard on?
>*pumch, kick, kick, stab*
<*bleh omg stahp*
>Well you shouldn't have been so mean, you need to think about the consequences of your actions when you are HEARTLESS!
>*kick kick punch*
<I'm so sorry I didn't realize how my actions were effecting others! I take it all back it wasn't my place to be mean to you!!
>*unstabs, unkicks, unpunches*
>See? It's so easy to be a good person, and not a BAD one, and all it took was you almost being beat to death!
<I understand now, I...oh wait, see that guy? *Points", well he's standing there with his drawing, hold on.
<HEY GUY, THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD DRAWING! YOU DID REALLY WELL!
>See now you get it, I'm so glad I don't have to kill you now!
<Me too!

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Scully worries about Doggett's new cult habit. Mulder pretends like he cares more about grave-robbing than Scully.

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@bitterblossom @veru Baraag works now but pending requests have to be unsent and then following will work

@veru Baraag was for a long time but not anymore, unfollow and refollow and pending baraag requests and they'll go through in a few seconds

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Scully ignores increasingly obvious crop circles. Mulder accuses a spy of being an alien.

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People need to be judged individually- by their beliefs, words, credibilty, and actions, not by shorthand labels.

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@veru Our instance is blocked from following them without their approval, and many never bother to approve

It's really disgusting how the media and politicians are pretending gang violence is the same as mass shootings. It's not the same because gangs are organized and mass shooters are loners. Gangs have structure, mass shooters do not. Gangs have been and are under control for a long time, anything gangs do is typically done because they were allowed to do it. Mass shooters are not under control, which is why they're an "issue" now, unless of course you believe it's all false flags, which I do not. Sick and tired of wokies trying to use greasy jungle jigaboos acting bananas like they usually do into some NEW HORRIFIC TREND OMG IT'S NEW I'VE NEVER SEEN BLACKS ACT THIS WAY OMG IT'S SO NEW AND SCARY! (are they watching the ads? We need them to watch the ads, we make money off those ads...ok make it scarier.)

I love fat boys (smooth/hairless)
Let me see ur belly :blobpleading:

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I remember before they were exposed as trash, I first heard this song and it was different from all their other stuff, it was more real.

@Horace At the time I think porn had to still pretend to be something besides just sex for it to not be considered obscenity (That's why old porn had plots). The big Larry Flynt case was over comedy, some asshole threw a bitch fit because the mag had a parody article with false quotes of the guy saying he fucked his mother.

This does NOT mean I think you should come out as a map, it is still very much not safe but it's a war between minority groups, normal people don't care what makes someone horny one way or the other. I am only talking about ATTRACTIONS, not actions.

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Reminder that antis are not the majority, they are a minority, normal people don't want to kill others over their attractions.

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