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I'm so happy right now that I'm even thinking positive thoughts about the future, like, how I'm SURE I'll find plenty of good paraphile friends irl if I try. I know it'll be hard because it's so dangerous to try and connect with others as a paraphile, bit I've seen people do it and nothing bad ever happened. I'm tired of being afraid and lonely.

@sandy They do transition surgery on the trees to make them that way

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@Mr_NutterButter That's weird tbh, I eas attracted to lots of people in life, mostly people I met or knew, but sometimes people I'd see in pictures.

GOD I'M FEELIN GOOD THANK GOD FOR THAT I'M ACTUALLY SMILING I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHH :blobderpyhappy:

My no porn no fap is going rough, so horny I just edged to Ellen DeGeneres

@Slab0fMeat @_angel_@freak.university @prouddegenerate Also there's lots of fantastic dance comp numbers with some fantastic girls in fantastic costumes :blobdrool:

@menthol6 Nope, I don't like racism, I just like to say slurs, some of my besties are non white and they don't mind that I say the scawy wowds

Want to fap so bad but my body hurts too much, the doctor even said I was "tensing up too much" which sounds like a euphemism for "stop fapping or you will get carpal tunnel and you will also break your dick"

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Gn fedi frens I am fighting masturbation demons, are there any good trad girls who can help save me from masturbation via marriage and unprotected sex on demand as is a trad husbands right?

Oh my god.......I did the math and a conservative estimate is that over the last 5 years I have masturbated a total of 70 days, that is 1,680 hours. How do I stop?? How do I stop?? You're all wizards who never masturbate, (that's the vibe I get), how do you do it??

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@animeirl imagining shrimp music video where they dance and twirl

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Scully worries about Mulder's new burger habit. Doggett makes that one face, thinks wistfully of his dead kid.

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