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Ugh so the collateral on netflix isn't collateral the movie it's collateral the series that just came out and they know exactly what they're doing those fucks

@Sudodeme Example: Hey did you hear about that guy Jimmy Hawk? No? Oh, well there was a meme about him and tony hawk because of his last name but they're not related, anyway, he made this new kind of shoe but apparently the leather he uses is from an endangered or threatened I guess, whatever the term is, kind of anteater. Yea the deciduous biurnal anteater, it's in south america or something.

And it can go on indefinitely really. But I would feel bad if I dragged it out too long.

@Sudodeme I've been practicing recently, I got the idea from watching Norm MacDonald, I'll start bullshitting a person about some historical figure that I just made up, and then they'll be invested and I end it right away so I don't feel bad. Mid description I'll just say "I made all that up". We usually have a good laugh, had one person get butthurt about it once but they just squirmed they didn't say anything confrontational.

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I have autism so it's really hard for me to lie so I'm sorry if I don't lie when I'm supposed to. I'm good at writing fiction stories though, which are a kind of lie, idk why that is.

@rgb@river.group.lt They'll use their little robots to kill everyone which is why we need blow up the sun and end all this

@beardalaxy thoughts on metal gear as a series? For me it's a tough call, enjoyable and stressful/annoying is a fine line. There's elements I like about them all, but the first 2d ones were much more gamelike, 1 was way too unintuitive for most players, 2 as well, 3 fixes this I think, and 4 I haven't played but it looks very good, V and GZ are really fun, and mix a great story in visually, actually beautiful at moments. V could have been a perfect game if they had made a few different choices in dev. Like have shit actually happening in your open world Kojima. Events, encounters, there's nothing. Very disappointing.

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Not one, but double the dragon taming for Vienna
NOW VOTE WHAT COMES FOR HER NEXT!⬇️

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1. She gets a job at a bar for beggars, where she is given drugs and used as a sex toy for the beggars and their pets (dogs).

2. havin dealt with the dragon, vienna is about to leave the cave when the dragons mate returns, time for her to grow a dick and fuck this dragon too.

3. Enough sex with dragons. Make her BECOME dragon

4. Shadow Clone Vienna for an orgy.

@rher If we're talking just combat ostrich or emu takes it easy, but, if we're going to treat this like a war, well, don't count smaller birds out, when nest raiding becomes a viable tactic the ostrich and emu may lose their advantage over time.

I totally get how demons must feel who can't do their thing unless someone invokes them, really respect them for not giving up and instead figuring out ways to trick people into invoking them.

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Mental health is no joke, and it's not as invisible as people might think.

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Pedophobia 

@sirius
This is morally repugnant and ought to be illegal.

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