YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Are you a thin little white girl with messy hair? God you're so fucking hot.

@erandis_vol I love when male ponies take it up the poop chute :3

Yoooo I love that transmen are doing zoosex a lot
Based
Based transmen
You are the ultimate shock troops in the war against puritanism
You are ignored and so you can fly under the radar stealthily
And before they know it
You will be fucking dogs while in positions of authority!
And you will make dog fucking normal!!!!

@zombiefemboy @gloomyflower Huh...I thought you could use a library card at any library, doh

@1839b Make love to me already, I am taken in by your depth, your poise, your charm! You are like a goddess of trash, a trash goddess! I want to sniff your little verminous toesies :3:3:3:3

@zombiefemboy @gloomyflower What's stopping someone from calling up libraries until they find one that has the digital copy available for rent and renting it from them? I understand the point is to keep it 1/1 with how physical borrowing works but it's not 1/1 because I can't teleport to different libraries until I find one that has a physical copy, I can do that online with libraries and digital copies though.

AHHHH JAZZYS IN LOVE!!! AHHHHHH! (but it's a healthy, platonic love, not possessive)
QUICK! IMAGINATIONLAND GUARDS, RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS! TORTURINGS ARE ALL OVER FOR THE DAY!

I'm about to rage
Why are the bbcs so LONG?
AND WIDE?????????????
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF IT!!!!

Voice of God:...and you will be president, of the world, and you will have super powers
Me: FUCK YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*I tear across the nation as the president in a rocket suit with a flag that blots out the sun and says NO MORE LAWS while KICKSTART MY HEART by MOTLEY CRUE plays over the national emergency alert system*