YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Damn guys I got so horny that I had to get out my dildos (haven't used them in years), first I just rubbed and plapped them between my cheeks and fapped, but that wasn't enough. I tried to use spit as lube but it wasn't enough, I had to get up. I did, and got my real lube, and then started slipping it between those cheeks. And I couldn't help myself, I kept shoving it deeper and deeper, it hurt a little but I needed it, it finally went in all the way past the knot, and it was like seeing in color all at once. I went back to my bed, and back to fapping to femboys, this time with my hole stuffed. I took another dildo, and smusged it between my cheeks just to keep the smaller one from falling out, I fapped and it was a GOOD fap. I AM NOT A BOTTOM.

Ok guys I'm gonna smoke a big fat bowl then I'm gonna look at pretty boys while I stroke my dick

I'm going to stop saying the nword in private irl, I obviously don't say it publicly. Sometimes in private with family I say the nword, and well, they've started saying it too. They're liberals. When they say it, it sounds wrong, and they get a kick out of it because they are oblivious that they're doing it wrong. Like when Squanchy teaches Beth how to speak Squanch and she says "I squanch my family" and he got really uncomfortable because she did it wrong and there's no way to explain it, just wrong. Point is I'm going to stop using the nword I don't want them doing it even in private they don't know what they're doing, this is a technique above their power level. Not that it matters but I'm the only mixed race person in the family.

God is like Superman (fictional). Now that that's out of the way my post.

If God chooses to keep himself hidden from us because he's bored or he hates us (or herself), then I hate him...But if God is actually not abandoned is, if he's doing something like holding the world up, and that's why he can't visit us, because if he stops then the world ends, I don't hate him at all and sympathize with him.

Wanna succ fatboy cheeks and hole rn so if you're a fatboy with a chubby belly and a fat jiggly ass then ummmmmmm uhhhhhhh

Me looking at my notifs: You know this is really uncool that I'm not getting hot girl numbers. I'd be like *Goes on fedi, oh look, I have to check my 99+ notifs, sorry everybody if I don't get back to you I have so many notifs they get buried sorry!!*

@ellie Ahhhhhh yay I needed a fedi cuddle it's been a while *snug snug sniff hug wiggle*

@ellie Hey um......do you want to cuddle a little on the timeline? In a wholesome non lewd way.

Hey, yo, I'm sorry that I'm so "nigger fantastic" (said by someone with a thick french accent trying to imitate an american hood accent)

For those of you who weren't aware you were tampering with a demon box when you started using the internet, may god have mercy on your souls.