JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Clint Eastwoods eyes make me wonder if he has any asian heritage

Keepin those Ns
Away
From
My boo-tay

This is what I imagine a fedi party would be like
https://youtu.be/7xtz8_8k8FM

@Sp I hope whoever is doing the spam has a micropenis

I have turned off @ notifications in monk.ey.bisuiness because of spambots, but I can still see likes and reshares, so if you made a comment you want me to reply to I might not see it but I'll do my best

Imagine being a stupid little slutty girl who offers yourself up to be raped because you're so stupid, and then a big mean rapist rapes you and you cry because you're so dumb

I am going to summon and anally rape the ghost of Ronald Regan

@arisudotexe Damn wish I had some, I want hard boners. Since it's so hard to get I was wondering if a person could get it from eating bull testicles.

Ok I guess NONE of you fedi GIRLS (keeps talking before you can interrupt to say you're not a girl) want to tame this strange and get you a loyal sped bf, your loss *mic drop*

If someone ever tries to tell you what to do with your own body cut them in the eyes

Antis need to admit they're not after thoughtcrimers they're after bad people it's just that they're too stupid to understand that thoughtcrime /= bad person.

@funnyanimal It's funny I was just talking to someone the other day about this ideology in the zoo community, I myself even hold this view but I don't think it's because of any projected human innocence fetish, I just don't think the creature would have much interest in the same way a dog who is mostly done growing would.

If you're a history girl and you make cute clothes and stuff I might be a good husband for you (serious)