JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@TURBORETARD9000 I bet they saw you supporting bbcs

I wanna worship your skinny twink asshole I'm sorry I just can't help it you drive me crazy *grabs you and is too strong to fight off*

@TURBORETARD9000 Wow ok uh, based, if I can become a transrace nigger I won't be so mad at bbc porn because then it's like my bbc is the one on screen

@TURBORETARD9000 I'm not the nigger buck you idiot >:C

That nigger needs to learn ITS fucking place!! - Said by the buck breaker before breaking the buck

You walk up to a building, you're so scared. You ask the doorman..."Is it really true??" The doorman silently and without looking up taps a sign next to him, it said "NO BBCS". You go into the club, and it's a sliver of sanity in this insane world. Nothing but beautiful whites, no darkies to be seen, with their jagged teeth and their jutting jaws. "Wow!" you said, before a blonde walks up to you and says "Hi! You're new around here aren't you!?" and all you can do is blurt out "YOU HAVEN'T EVER TOUCHED A BBC HAVE YOU???". For a moment you think you've really stepped in it, but then she says "Don't worry!! None of us here have! We're all clean and normal! Come on! Let's dance!" And you danced the night away. That woman became your wife, and gave you 50 years of faithful bliss.

Grandma with wrinkley skin even though she has six pack abs? Omg grandma I need sex omg and she's Hispanic? Omg I'm dying grandma I beed me your hairy white pussy hairs

The next girl who flirts with me then runs away because she got abandonment anxiety is getting a slap to the face

Some frens keep trying to make me put bbcs in my ass but I can't remember who they are and I'm scared

Man imagine analy raping some faggot little tik toker who fucks with people but really is just prime sissy body type? Dude that would be so hot penetrating his anus and bashing his fucking stupid head against the floor any time he tried to fight back.

@icedquinn They just don't want to admit Morph tricking Gambit that one time by pretending to be Rogue and KISSING HIM was very gay. Can't be gay if morph is nonbinary, gay needs to same sex so if morph is some weird nonbinary sex it's therefore not gay. This is gay erasure. Fuck Disney.

Guys what if your therapist became involved in your fediposting and they introduced themselves and were like "Hi I'm CunnyDrstroyerz therapist and we thought it would be good for me to get to know all their friends online!"

Especially after our sensual friendship cuddle between just friends that felt so fucking good.

I wonder if my ex would think it's weird if I asked them to take one of my blankets and use it for a while at their house and then give it back to me so I could smell them when they're not around....our friendship is supposed to be not romantic that's the agreement but I think it's perfectly aromantic/asexual to want to smell your good friend who smells nice.

I haven't had sex in forever I'm starting to think the fediverse is useless for finding a wife