JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Someone should make a meme movie Glasgow Wonka now.

Every time oomfies disappear it makes me think THEY WERE A CATFISH THEY WERE A SPY!! But they might have died for all I know.

https://youtu.be/oJL-lCzEXgI
I have this desperate need to be loved in expressive ways

Is having conversations with me hard?

If I ever sent you dms asking if you had a physical vagina I apologize for my inappropriate question. It did not occur to me that it may be offensive to ask that, given the context.

I'm old. I've got to stop trying to be young. The world has moved on without me. It's time to let go.

I appreciate composition more than subject matter, in case you were wondering

@perfect_brains I'm being objective when I say porn is not laborious work compared to coal mining, at least I believe I am.

You open the door and it's your fedi date Jazzy

You think: Omg I'm overweight and I look like a man I'm so gross nobody likes me
Jazzy: *Looks at you with big baby eyes like you're mommy*
You: OMG I CAN'T I'M TRAPPED COME IN LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU YOU'RE SO SAD AND DEPRESSED AND YOU ACTUALLY THINK IM SEXY I NEED YOU T-T

The fediverse gooning community has all but died imo it's so sad

@pubbygirl Oh very cool tbh I have a pregnancy fetish but I'm indifferent about abortion

I try to create and it's so hard, too hard, I just get more depressed the more I create. Feels like all the work is for nothing so the more work I put in the more I feel like I'm wasting my time.