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I want a fat woman for sex. *Pushes crowd of people over*. YOU'RE INBETWEEN ME AND FAT WOMAN GET OUT OF THE WAY!!

I'm so scared fedi frens have a secret chat where they talk about me behind my back and they've concluded their appraisal of me and find me lacking that's why I don't feel as popular anymore T-T /schizo

@mario I wish we lived close together so I could get to know you well enough to be able to judge can I give you a spare room safely :(

Hnnnnnnnggggggg crying and sad because I'm in love with a fedi fren who I think is so smart and their pfp is so beautiful and I want to do pleasurable sexual things with them even if they're only of average or below average attractiveness (as long as they have redeeming qualities and have a healthy self image)

One good thing about the hearing damage accumulated as an old fuck is that you can't hear the annoying buzzing of flies wings anymore. The fuckers are practically silent now. I can still hear bumblebees and shit so, not too worried. If a mosquito gets riiiight in my ear I can hear it but otherwise it's the same as the fly, silent.

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Hello, stopping by again as a #PSA to say that you should not be paying shady sites for my work that I put out for free! Ive seen a comment about sending paypal payment and not getting access, I dont know where that money is going nor do I endorse these sites taking advantage of creators barely getting by. What I release here is free and if I ever do any services, you will hear about it here! Do not give these sites any kind of money :blobstop:

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I need to send a simple questionnaire out to the entire world and only hang out with the people who picked yes. It would be about if you would have sex with me or not.

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Me when I don't mean to annoy the fedifrens and want their love
youtu.be/23KBhL9KQEw

@xianc78 Refuse national service... National service does that mean going to Israel?

@Oaghaji Dude I see you all the time and you are uncharacteristicly handsome, that is a compliment not a comeon. Also please man integrate more fresh raw veggies into your diet please dude for real.

@picandor LMFAO they have been ASSURED that is NOT
THE
CASE
(implying none of the influx of cunny posters are PEDOPHILES)

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I'm so bored fedifrens tell me about your day or your thoughts or feelings to take my mine off my own worries I won't judge this is a non judgement zone, I just need to not be thinking my own thoughts right now, so replace them with yours pls.

When people don't respond to my trolling with shock and upset I get so fucking mad. I seethe when I'm ignored.

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