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@matrix When you go to tap don't forget the strap, you don't know wnat you're walking into.

Me when I see it's black: NOOOOOOO NOT THE BLACKS
Me but when it's the feminine black: AHHHOOOOOOGA!!!!!! *BOINGGGG*

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"W-woah! A girl addicted to my unwashed genitals!?!"

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Finally got back home after being a whole week at my grandma's place

Have a lil doodle of Cream milking a cock

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@Feralpix@baraag.net @EscBoy @Fidda You're not right, Paul Bunyan is a fictional character, his fictional character is known for being a literal Giant, so you're telling me it would be perfectly okay for us to create a Paul Bunyan movie in which we cast a dwarf as Paul Bunyan?

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@EscBoy @Feralpix@baraag.net @Fidda You mean we shouldn't cast the worlds smallest man as Michael Jordan in the Michael Jordan life story movie?

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Commission info! Updated: Jan. 4th, 2025

How it works, Do’s & Dont’s and commission status here: fairycosmo.com/commissions

Add me in Discord if interested (@fairycosmo), join my server (Link in bio) or write me a email (See my website for more details and my email address.)

I'm so mad and bitter I want to leave the white race behind and integrate with the asians. I finally get it, I understand the want for an asian wife.

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