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Which one of you will masturbate with me? Don't be cowardly.

Imagine if a gay man kept breaking in and stealing sperm samples to shove up his ass and the sperm people get so mad because he's stealing premium sperm and "wasting" it

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Considering the fact that it is still legal for minors to donate sperm in a lot of places, how would a female anti react once realizes that she was (artificially) inseminated using 16 year old boy's cum?

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I only want to masturbate to small cock worship porn

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@pomstan Crybabies like you shouldn't bother, go stack blocks

@nep Oh hell naw teach gettin a vollyball when they not looking over that

@matrix Two states that couldn't be more different in terms of what is tasteful or not. I personally think both should be allowed but whoever got their cunt in a cramp over the statue of david should get raped with a cactus.

>ALL AGES BREEDING CAMP
<You show up
<It's all elderly people

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Here's how I decide if a girl is hot or not based on her pics. I imagine how she'd look getting fucked by a dog and then if it turns me on I know she's hot. Lots of girls don't look hot at first glance but then I do the imagination test and turns out they were actually fine looking!!

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@nep oh god I hope I didn't make them puke by confessing I lust after their gape

@nep I cunmed and I still can't sleep and I confessed to my ex that ever since they told me about their anal adventures I've felt teased and that I want to see their anal gape and fuck them and then I added, totally not to like get what I want just explaining for clarity, that I'm getting my shit together and am getting in shape again and then I complained about how lonely I was and how hard it is to meet new people and how nice it would be to just have intimacy with someone I trust... DO YOU THINK IT WILL WORK??

Yo you faggots won't let me inside your assholes even though you shit. I don't give a fuck that you shit.

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