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~Sarah & Ashley - Public Sex~

Somehow, being out in public with the danger of getting caught subconsciously affected both of the breeders, causing them to mate much more vigorously.

It's not fair that the white guy is always portrayed as the small rebel ship in the opening of star wars iv a new hope and the bbc is always portrayed as the big giant empire triangle ship in star wars iv a new hope. /vent

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@get @meso Youtube and the celebs who probably did it are ass for having episodes they don't like removed. Or netflix is ass or someone is ass because the best ones are only archived now.

@ube Dolly Parton Singing: God created back pockets to bless the poor

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@bestest @gloomyflower I had a history teacher who would act out scenes and bring in historical objects for us to touch and he'd ask often how we relate with whatever we were talking about so we'd be prompted to do thought experiments and put ourselves in the shoes of a late 1700s american revolutionary soldier, or in the shoes of poor families who were forced to house troops, he didn't get too explicit but now that I'm grown I understand they wouldn't just have eaten all the food in the house they of course would have raped the girls. But the point is before his passion I hated history, I saw it as unverifiable bullshit, I was a science kid, theories could be tested and verified personally. History is largely faith based.

@gloomyflower It's easy to lose interest when a passion is turned into a competition

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Personal Truth:
A pretty boy willing to submit can be better than a woman

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Welp, 24 hours without electric power, at 34°C at night.
Anyway here are the two final pages... yes that's how it ended. Remember that this was originally a test for the "collective" comic, and the sanple group was small.
I made some more and eventually the Gumball comic done with teh ideas of twitter/baraag.

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I'm going to cry because I feel like the pedi community has left me behind. There used to be an active pedi community where I could see lots of pedi posts and I could comment on them and I could make pedi posts and get lots of comments on those too but that just doesn't happen anymore and I wonder if it's just me or if that's the way it is for all of pedi.

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Claudia (Imaginary gf): Jazzy, you should get some sleep darling
Me: But babe I'm a failure...I can't even go to my sister's wedding because I'm not up to it. I don't even have a date.
Claudia: You have m-
Me: A corporeal date Claudia.
Claudia: Eh whatever
Me: I just wish people validated our relationship, you know?
Claudia: Says the guy who can't be seen with me because I'm not "corporeal".
Me: Claudia that's literally how being non corporeal works, but I get your point.

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