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I want to clean my house (small small house the size of a trailer really) in a really efficient way, like I want to figure out storage so there's enough room to have an organic mouse paradise with enough room for them to run and jump, and a fish paradise with enough room for them to school and even breed, and a bird paradise with a walk in space that hase perches and live trees and a waterproofed basin as the floor with a 2 inch lip filled with sand, activated charcoal, and soil, in layers, and then nice green sprouts, and the birds will have their own nest boxes and will have food nooks all over to stimulate natural behavior. Gotta clean and organize.

@flower@kogal.cc bro I used to fuck my GF on her period and eat her out too I'd have a big bloody red smile

@arc It could have been a wildlife ambassador, but noooooo people don't care about mice.

@arc I looked up pics and realize now it was still nursing, I saw a photo of them nursing behind their mother online and it was the exact stage of development mine was at. Eyes open, fur, clumsy movement, animal rehab centers are underfunded and frankly rarely worth calling unless it's a specifically good one. Most will just say the best they can do for a little deer mouse is euthanize it. Like HELLO, maybe try NURSING it??? People seriously disrespect small, common animals. It's like if there's only a few of you wow you matter but if there's tons of beings that look just like you people treat you as disposable.

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A Linc and Lily shitpost from a long time ago I tried coloring for a friend

Because of the mouse tragedy I vow to clean my house and organize everything so there's lots of space to get a large tank to keep actual pet fancy mice in, I will have to do research because I want a mouse (or hamster or gerbil) that will do lots of natural behaviors in the tank like burrowing and foraging.

I hate myself. I did everything I could but it wasn't good enough. The baby mouse was dead when I woke up, it had crawled out from under it's blanket and died in the open air. I'm sad. And angry. At god. For his mockeries.

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I never really liked female dogs before but I just got a fantasy about a hot husky wolf hybrid frmale that I raised from a pup and every time she goes into heat she needs me to fuck her and we fuck a lot........ok maybe female dogs aren't so bad after all

@Pedolove He doesn't seem to want milk but I'll keep replacing it for now in case he changes his mind. He will lap water off my finger if I offer it, and once he got a taste for it he went and drank from the small teeny tiny measuring cup I used as his water dish. Not deep enough to drown, small enough edges are never out of reach even from middle for him. I hope he grows ok. Eyes open, ears open, fur, movement, I really hope he's past the milk stage. He licked some apple but I don't think he has really eaten solid foods yet. I'll help him with nutrient pouches (apple sauce but eith me fruits and veg instead of just apples, it's what I mainly eat now.) to help him get the idea. I'll give him some shaved carrots too I think.

Oh god the duality of man. I had a rodent infestation, I layed traps even though I hate killing. Snapped it. Thought I got it soon enough to stop infestation. Turns out nest was already made. Found baby mouse, scared, no life skills, can't bring myself to hurt it. Disarm all traps. Catch it with a net. I'm now raising the baby of the creature I killed via trap...I feel bad. It's socializing with me out of desperation, it's so scared and lonely it's taken to me and it's not even been 12 hours yet. It prefers to sit in my hand and be close to me, it's the size of a quarter and the weight of a feather, it is delicate and precious and I feel bad that I had to put my foot down regarding rodents and ending infestations before they begin in this shit hole I love in...but I might have a pet mouse now. Deer mouse I believe. I'll have to get a tank and make a space for it. Proper bedding is heat sterilized soil with alfalfa sprouts so the animal will feel at peace and not go insane from unnatural bullshit.

Need ir scanner, need goggles, need kit and gear and to be so badass and cool and then put it all in storage "just in case" for "when the shtf" and then drink beer and get fat and have a stroke and die and then my gear gets redistributed to random people. Yea. That's the dream. Plinkin and drinkin.

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