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Remember, if your child is excited about life, just deprive them of sensory input until they go limp, I'm sure there will be no lasting consequences. /s

Them:"Hey, Jazzy was a former nazi, he'd be the perfect infiltrator!!!"
Jazzy:*Starts getting ptsd and vomiting and biting before I even get past the guards*

@ube Evil for what? Being sexy? Liking lolis and shotas.

@ube Because you'd be milking my pen and it'd make me feel good af like this

I worry sometimes about other instances being fake accepters of paraphiles and they only keep me there as a callduck to attract other paras who they can then turn into lolcows (because I am unmilkable)

@beardalaxy Imagine if the president broke free of his handlers, messed his hair up, got naked, and ran through the city streets screaming. Initially they'd think he was a crazy man who kind of looked like trump, but soon the facts would emerge, and that's when things would get interesting. Would they be able to memory hole such an event?

@EdBoatConnoisseur @Kyonko802 @MK2boogaloo @Marakus @Mister_Sunshine @professionalbigot69 @StoleMyThundersBalls At least I'm not the only one with mold. The way people act, they all act like they have no mold, and that mold is like gamma rays. I don't believe myths about mold being "deadly", maybe to eat yes, but there is no known fungal spore that is harmful on contact, even when breathed in, unless someone has an already compromised immune system, in which case yes they need to be in a sterile room.

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When I get my black wife she will give birth to great mulloto children. My wife will look like the hot black girl from the archer spy cartoon. My black wife will be hot af.

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Here's how you should think about race if you want to stop being racist. Cells in a body are differentiated, yet they are of the same body, when these cells turn on one another this is called a sickness, and the body will die if the cells do not stop fighting each other and realize they are part of the same body. SPREAD THIS AROUND.

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I wish I could have been a well cared for and well loved sausier (very fancy chef that specializes in making sauces), so well loved and well cared for by such a kindhearted noble that I was never overworked or abused, and I was given a women of virtue for my wife who the noble I served would never rape or allow to be raped. That would be the life. The good life. Sometimes I'd even have chats with my lord, nothing public, but he'd treat me as a private friend and he'd give me gifts to see my joy and for my dedicated service.

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I'm finally watching Star Trek Discovery because my racism and misogyny have finally been dealt with enough that I'm enjoying the show. It's amazing, it's like I'm watching a completely different show, I don't remember it being this way at all when I first watched it all those years ago.

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Should raping murderers and rapists be legal regardless of their age?

@Groomschild @vitalis Yes much of life was stable and "boring", the times when it wasn't are times that are recorded. Nobody records the perfectly average day of normal comfort they had, or the records aren't considered as important and so we don't have as many.

@vitalis Like how media always shows vlad the impailer as just stabbing people on long sticks, when in reality a greased pole was driven up their bottom until it either came out the upper half, managing it out the mouth was seen as a point of honor among the torturers. Horses were used with ropes and they were driven slowly and steadily. When done "properly" the victim would live for days. Vlad practiced on birds and mice with sticks as a child.

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