Commission for @beenmintvery
There's a reason why only Sunny and Basil can get MANIC...
Need fedi gf to be a mechanic please, small engine specifically, I need you to fix my moped babe please 🥺 it's the carburator and I'm not good at stuff like this babe I'll make you vegan muschroom scallops like from the ocean but made of oyster mushrooms they're so good please babe my moped won't idle 🥺🥺🥺🥺 /vent
@Slab0fMeat The forefathers never envisioned power levels this high
Blunt women with good morals who don't budge and have pretty resting bitch faces - Hear me, I am your servant, I bow to you, you are my master, if you choose to do the sex with me I would consider it an honor and blessing, but even just kissing one of your toes would be glorious /vent female worship
@junebug @sillyespeon This is what I wonder. I will only ever transmit sensitive information via pigeon, seriously, if I was serious enough that I absolutely needed nobody to evesdrop I wouldn't trust anything electronic. Everything has a back door, I don't trust anybody or anything, except for pigeons and the like.
@Zest @kayla Preface : I am anti harm not anti jew or anti religion - Yet rabbis are allowed to keep sucking baby penises no matter how many they kill from their herpes. Fuck religious exemptions on weird shit. After a traditional jewish circumcision the rabbi sucks the blood off the babys penis with his mouth.
I fear that I will never have anyone appreciate my jizz again, there was a time that I had someone who I loved and trusted and even better yet they really loved my jizz, it confused me, I didn't understand why they were such a jizz monster, I guess they love the taste, I guess they love the texture, I guess they love the thought of bringing me pleasure and the tangible results of that pleasure, those are just some guesses though, all I know is that they loved my ejaculate, that's all I want again. /vent
The Trench