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When I say it's not a Mr. Girl situation I mean I wouldn't tell her to shut up or gaslight her super hard or anything like that. I would just use the power imbalance to not have to go out of my way for her as far as she has to go out of hers for me. I make her lunch, she makes me dinner. I get her a car, she gets me a boat. I give her a back rub, she gives me a full body massage with a happy ending.

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I wish there was more gay Bobby Hill porn. He's so clearly gay and Connie is his beard, he even gets cucked. My headcanon is that he first gets fucked in the ass shortly after the show ends. Either by Bill, Jimmy Wichard (the retard), or by that older kid who had a shitty band that Hank beat at paintball. Bobbys parents are inattentive enough to let that happen, and in such denial about Bobbys homosexuality that they would never in a million years think that he suddenly started getting bad grades and became depressed because he had developed an insatiable need for cock in a house full of conservatives.

Ay yo bruv, homeboy, succ my penis tip gently with the tongue swirl action ya dig? Feelin real fr now ya dig fr fr fam?

The cool thing is if I end up getting back with my ex (I won't, it'll never happen) no matter what I do to her, it won't be as bad as what she did to me, and she knows it. So I can do whatever and she can't say boo about it, because her shame won't let her, she feels she deserves it. THIS IS NOT A MR GIRL SITUATION! I AM NOT AS BAD AS MR. GIRL!

I like Donald Trump because he rode the lolita express

Ping pong pussy.........COLLIDER! (a weapon to surpass metal gear)

lgf who rules the world and kills all offending non consensual sadists

I used to think Mr. Girl was cool, but he's mean to his gf, fuck Mr. Girl.

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Oh god you do not know how refreshing it is to be able to look at the local feed and have it be english not moonspeak

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Remigrated from Pawoo back to here! Still the same old Jazzy, same old time!

If it takes me a while to refollow you do not take it personally, I have to do this manually because I'm not good with cumpooter

I should get an nnia or freak as a backup, I don't like that nsfw content can't be posted but I rarely post any anyway

Wew that's better, I was legit going through free speech withdrawal after not being able to use pawoo earlier

Holy shit also look at that character limit! Gameliberty is better than pawoo for that alone.

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