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I joke and also schizopost a lot and schizoposts should not be taken as my seriously held beliefs.
My seriously held beliefs are as follows:
A) I love sissy gay boys for having sex with consensually
B) I love tomboys even though their vaginas can sometimes gross me out
C) I love milfs even though same problem as above
D) Old man dicks are arousing, but not the old men
E) Animal rights are important, but I only think they have the right not to be tortured, not the right to not be killed and eaten (not even people have that right in a survival situation)
F) I want gays to feel safe, because when gays feel safe I can have more gay sex
G) Trans rights and trannies are whatever gender they say they are
H) Boarders are fake and gay
I) If fake gay boarders exist their existence should be enforced
J) Immigrants better speak English if they want to talk me otherwise I won't understand what they're saying
K) I like cuddles, a LOT, I WILL cuddle you if you SMELL NICE and you LET ME, I will sniff you

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I wish when people cummed, it would make loud farting sounds when the cum came out, for comedic effect

chubby bois chubby bois chubby bois
skinny bois skinny bois skinny bois
muscle bois muscle bois muscle bois
bois :blobhearteyes:

Camera man who has literally never touched a woman in his life will read this and get all sad

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Personally I won't even follow a camgirl/model if she uses a camera man, the stationary camera lets me know she's completely alone (makes it feel more like just me and her, as an experience)

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「ほ~ら♥マスターの魔力ザーメン♥♥早く出しちゃいなさいよっ!♥♥♥♥」

Pop song from alternate universe where the Nazis wond ww2 but eventually reintegrated jews into society, and so the holocaust is joked about as that silly thing that happened once:

Oh if I was a Jew, would you gas me too
Or would you wanna say, are you goin my way (oy vey)
I might have done a subversion, my Ubermensch Daddy, but that's all in the past, and now I am ready
To be your little Jewess, happy in our happy home
You know everyday I'll give you dome (Oy vey)

In fact she has to do everything she can to keep him alive and healthy and happy, or, again, due to her alien biology, it would be bad for her, so she does it begrudgingly but always does it.

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AND, AND, once she has sex with someone she can't have sex with someone else because of her alien biology, until the current partner dies (and she's not allowed to kill him)

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Reggie had to get a Tutor because she so stupid.
More like 12 I.Q. forever.

Wish I would just wake up on a spaceship with a hot muscle woman who has to have sex regularly or she'll die and I'm the only one around 😈

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Scully ignores increasingly obvious cryptocreature venom. Smoking Man just, you know, smokes a bunch.

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STOP FUCKING WITH ME, ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME? WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROFESSION ASSHOLE!
f-for the third time sir.....I am a fucking cobbler god damnit

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Reading Shakespears Julius Caesar, and I hate Flavius and Marullus so much, such little fucking morons, I mean how can you be so god damn fucking stupid that a man tells you he's a cobbler 3 fucking times and your retarded pig ass acts like he's the one being difficult jesus Christ

Wish I could pet your head and give you a cookie

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Young Link and Nabooru (The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time)

I did my favorite lolis, and I plan to do more. For solidarity though with the folks who like shotas getting dicked by futa cocks, this one for you.

It would probably be more apparent in color though, especially with all the motion effects in the way.

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