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I found a way around the reptilians btw everybody, so don't worry, they won't be able to make me kill myself anymore for the foreseeable future. I have defeated them on that front. Pain is now managed, and under my control, I should be able to live a much happier life soon.

I tried both nature hippy AND technophile, and sporty sports person................I feel like.........so bleh, is this depression? This seems like depression. The only cure for depression that's ever worked for me is blowjobs, but ever since the old blowjob well dried up in 2014, things just haven't been the same.

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What's there left for me to do........hmmmmmmmm....................................mayberrrrrrrr.........ummmmmmmm......hmmmmmm.....I already tried the ascetic thing, and the hedonist thing, and the work/life balance thing, what's there left for me to do?

youtu.be/4F-CpE73o2M
This song and much of hers always make me feel so intensely uncomfortable and I feel like the only one who has that reaction?

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take number ten: drugs should be free. medicine should be free. more safe drug centers to do them with nurses on hand and needle disposals and privacy rooms are needed. more chemists should be making medicine and distributing it for free.

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Bart x Edna
This isn't part of the commission, I was just inspired to draw them again
#simpsons #shota

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You're staying over at Hideo Akuno's house. His little brother wants to play with you! You accept, under the condition you get to teach him about his young body...
握野さんの弟が俺と一緒に遊びたがっているようだ。彼の小さな体のことを色々教えてあげるという条件で引き受けたが…。

Having The Earth as your mother is really nice because she doesn't care if you're gay, or straight, or some kind of other freak, she just wants you to do good, and feel good, whatever that means for you

I just imagined a person who genuinely wanted to be the fattest man alive, and I can't stop laughing

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Lbf who makes you a sandwich but he doesn't understand how sandwiches work so he just put a hotdog through a bagel on a plate

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